snakeplissken

I feel like a list. Yes, a list is good.

1. I like toasted subs, but not when the bread dries out. Conundrum.
2. Q=MC(Tf-Ti)
3. I wish I could play piano but I have extremely broad hands with short fingers. Bad combo for everything.
4. If I had a time machine, I'd use it to bring back discontinued food products.
5. Fuck, now I miss Cheez-balls.
6. My back feels better than it has in ten years.
7. Night Court just came out on DVD. Fuck. Yes.
8. I like a lot more weird food now that I'm older. Pickled ham for instance.
9. The white in my hair keeps spreading. I'm J Jona Jamesonifying.
10. A new brewpub opened in town, replacing a shitty English pub. Nice.
11. Dammit, I need a haircut.
12. I'm currently trying to stretch out my hip flexors.
13. Cheese loves me.
14. Sometimes here at my desk I hear a faint train horn at night. It reminds me of the one I heard in my room as a kid.
15. When I was eight the basement monster attempted to kill me on multiple occasions.
16. I can still make smoke rings.
17. I think Carmen Sandiego was hot. Probably the mysterious aspect.
18. Drinking wine out of a box and watching cheap 80's horror sounds good. Don't judge me.
19. I fucking hated getting grass stains at recess.
20. I'd like a full English breakfast please, hold off the black pudding.

This is an odd series of videos. Fuck it, I'm stoned.