Son of List!
1. I wish I had an ass to keep these pants up. All gut, no butt.
2. Food=love. Thanks, mom.
3. I'm drinking PowerAde and feeling surprisingly drowsy.
4. My grandma on my father's side was born in 1895 and live until '98
5. I eat too many starches, not enough vegetables. Ditto fruit.
6. I've been an introvert all my life. I'd go to work with pops when I was little. He'd forget I was there regularly.
7. I played the trombone from 4th grade to graduation.
8. I don't know if I'll ever get married, but I'd like the ceremony to be zombie themed.
9. I'd also like my funeral to be zombie themed. This seems more likely.
10. I like complicated lingerie on uncomplicated women.
11. Goulash is fucking awesome.
12. My art was displayed in the Iowa capitol building for a few months during an art tour my sophomore year.
13. I got drunk the first time at the age of 18 at my neighbor Buffy's Halloween party. Rolling Rock keg.
14. Fuck seafood.
15. My head is lumpy with scars from a wipeout on my bike. I stood to pedal on gravel. Deerrrr.
16. I keep sucking at guitar.
17. If I built a time machine I'd probably just do dumb stuff like go back and get pudding pops.
18. I'm writing this list and not doing physics. Brilliant.
19. I dyed my hair once, felt dumb, and never did it again,
20. That puffed butter flavor popcorn stuff is the best, though similar to eating packing peanuts.
1. I wish I had an ass to keep these pants up. All gut, no butt.
2. Food=love. Thanks, mom.
3. I'm drinking PowerAde and feeling surprisingly drowsy.
4. My grandma on my father's side was born in 1895 and live until '98
5. I eat too many starches, not enough vegetables. Ditto fruit.
6. I've been an introvert all my life. I'd go to work with pops when I was little. He'd forget I was there regularly.
7. I played the trombone from 4th grade to graduation.
8. I don't know if I'll ever get married, but I'd like the ceremony to be zombie themed.
9. I'd also like my funeral to be zombie themed. This seems more likely.
10. I like complicated lingerie on uncomplicated women.
11. Goulash is fucking awesome.
12. My art was displayed in the Iowa capitol building for a few months during an art tour my sophomore year.
13. I got drunk the first time at the age of 18 at my neighbor Buffy's Halloween party. Rolling Rock keg.
14. Fuck seafood.
15. My head is lumpy with scars from a wipeout on my bike. I stood to pedal on gravel. Deerrrr.
16. I keep sucking at guitar.
17. If I built a time machine I'd probably just do dumb stuff like go back and get pudding pops.
18. I'm writing this list and not doing physics. Brilliant.
19. I dyed my hair once, felt dumb, and never did it again,
20. That puffed butter flavor popcorn stuff is the best, though similar to eating packing peanuts.
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_margot_:
Oh i dig
mistersatan:
C'mon, you should know as well as I that the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic.