snakeplissken

New classes start on Monday. Hip hip hooray. I've got a shit ton of Chemistry lab so I took some easy stuff to counter, such as Intermediate Algebra and College Composition. I don't know what I'll be writing about, but the prof better be ready for high-brow dick and fart jokes. It's what I do.

The labs should be the most interesting and probably the easiest for me. Really all it's about is being able to follow procedure and accuracy in measuring. Piece of cake, I'm kind of anal about measuring and whatnot. Hopefully we'll be getting to experiment in organic chemistry and make a few esters or something. I just hope I don't get stuck with a douchey lab partner. Blech. I probably will but I'll keep my fingers crossed that the gods may once be smiling on me and I get assigned to work with a blue eyed brunette with a penchant for low cut tops and fat hairy men.

Speaking of fat hairy men, this guy is thinking about soup a lot. More specifically the chicken noodle and Portuguese sausage bean variety. The former is fairly easy to find recipes for. And really who needs one? It's carrots, onion, celery, and chicken. A few spices as needed, but not exactly a brain-buster. The latter, however, is a bit more exotic. I've had it from Trader Joe's and that's all I know of it. But I will find it, and it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.