I ate at Panda Express for lunch. This leads me to think I might be a moron.
Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out that the guy playing Santa really isn't him, but the alcoholic wife-beating oaf who runs the True Value downtown when he's not at the bowling alley bar.
Also, I'm convinced I should drive a lot less. Not to save the environment or any of that other hippy bullshit. It's just I end up wanting to run half the drivers off the road, tear them out of their cars, and shove their bluetooth headsets up their own self-important asses. God, the more I think about it the more I want to just buy a horse and move into a remote log cabin where Sasquatch is my only friend and I make a living moonshining.
Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out that the guy playing Santa really isn't him, but the alcoholic wife-beating oaf who runs the True Value downtown when he's not at the bowling alley bar.
Also, I'm convinced I should drive a lot less. Not to save the environment or any of that other hippy bullshit. It's just I end up wanting to run half the drivers off the road, tear them out of their cars, and shove their bluetooth headsets up their own self-important asses. God, the more I think about it the more I want to just buy a horse and move into a remote log cabin where Sasquatch is my only friend and I make a living moonshining.
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screw you. you got tater tot casserole outta me, that's good enough.