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Sunday Aug 10, 2008

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So I've spent the last week putting around town in my new (old) beetle. I love it. It's like a little oil-dripping time machine that takes me back to 1994. One whiff of Old VW Smell* and I'm there again. That sounds weird, but I'm very much a sense based person. Case in point, palmolive dish soap reminds me of my Aunt's house.

Shit I'm rambling.

I finally got a package my parents sent me for my birthday. Mom sent me some home-stewed tomatoes and of course one pint broke. This led to the package leaking and being held. Did the post office contact us? Nope! Instead it sat in Seattle until I finally started calling people and asking where the hell it was. So basically what I received was a stinky box of mold. The card was ruined and moldy and the birthday money they refuse to stop sending wasn't much better. A bit of scrubbing with a toothbrush cleaned those right up, but they still smell a bit funny. I plan to tell anyone who turns their nose up at the bills that I found them on a corpse. That'll be fun!





* a lovely blend of oil, gas, and 40 year old horse hair.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
meatpieboy:
"Look, I didn't kill her, she was already dead!!! At least three days! Quit looking at me like that and take the fucking money. See, says right here, "all debts public and private". Why are you calling the police?"
Aug 12, 2008
mistersatan:
Dude, swamp everything.
Aug 12, 2008

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