Work is slack right now, so I'm hitting the gym a little more. Gonna work on my arms, chest, and shoulders. Blast it to the max or what-the-fuck ever. Just as long as I don't get all Lou Ferrigno. I'm steering away from doing anything back-related because of my crappy history with having a shitty back. Pardon my French.
Overdosing on cheese as of late....
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mistersatan:
Nice list, jerk.
oracle:
nothing better then deep fried cheese covered pickles.
I'm making another list of random statements from both past and present.
1) I decided to hit the gym every other day this summer. I'm constantly on my feet at work, moving and ducking and stooping and climbing. It alone is an excellent workout.
2) My goal is 100 pounds lost by Christmas. I'm at 65. I'll do it easy. I've got so many good...
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1) I decided to hit the gym every other day this summer. I'm constantly on my feet at work, moving and ducking and stooping and climbing. It alone is an excellent workout.
2) My goal is 100 pounds lost by Christmas. I'm at 65. I'll do it easy. I've got so many good...
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_margot_:
God damn, I love your lists.
I love you, so much. I may take you up on the talking to stuffs.
I hate bean bag chair. I'm fucking 5' and kinda tiny, those things swallow me.
I always use a good porter in my chili.
xo
I love you, so much. I may take you up on the talking to stuffs.
I hate bean bag chair. I'm fucking 5' and kinda tiny, those things swallow me.
I always use a good porter in my chili.
xo
meatpieboy:
Feta is pretty awesome.
New post blank post? RARR! SMASH! MUST REPOST!
1) New job is good. Lots of ladders, steps, duck-unders, wet slick places, frozen icy patches, and steam hazards. I'm waiting for a big pissed monkey to throw barrels at me.
1.5) I couldn't have done it 5 months ago.
2) Vacation was full of very interesting developments. Relationships rekindled or fanned, old and new, all great...
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1) New job is good. Lots of ladders, steps, duck-unders, wet slick places, frozen icy patches, and steam hazards. I'm waiting for a big pissed monkey to throw barrels at me.
1.5) I couldn't have done it 5 months ago.
2) Vacation was full of very interesting developments. Relationships rekindled or fanned, old and new, all great...
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stiles:
shit, I thought you said for a second there that you ate *a* vegetarian. Which is going entirely too far but funny nonetheless.
meatpieboy:
BOOO!! Twinkiebrau!!!
I approve 32/32 points.
I approve 32/32 points.
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mistersatan:
Hey, you too, seriously. We're doing it!
So it's been a great vacation. Pretty spectacular really. Mom has fed the hell out of me, but I worked it off in the gym. Even lost a few pounds, which is surprising considering the sheer quantity of gravy I've consumed in the last week. It sucks I can only get back once a year though. I can practically see my folks age every trip...
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devilsreject:
ZOMG! THE PERFECT NIGHT!
mistersatan:
Oooooooh!
I was dragged to a Walmart against my will because I needed a new belt. Soooo many people in NASCAR hats with shitty, shitty ink dragging their whiny misbehaving brats around. And I mean shitty ink too No wonder my folks think they're icky. All they see are meth skanks with stretched out Tweety Bird tattoos on their calves and dudes with Harley Davidson prison...
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devilsreject:
The best thing at WalMart is people watching. Like a woman with a handicap tag, getting out of her car, walking to the trunk, getting out here little eager-beaver motorized cart thing, i mean literally, lifting it out of the trunk and setting it on the ground, walking back, closing the driver's side door, walking over to the garbage can and throwing out a McDonald's milkshake container, all while my daughter and i stare at her.
She looks at us and says she has "glandular issues".
My daughter and i start walking around WalMart we see her in the Hostess Isle, the cart on the front of her little motorized buggy thing chock full of twinkies, ho-ho's and other fully nutritional snacks.
"Glandular" repair is evidently repaired with twinkies.
Congrats on the weight loss.
She looks at us and says she has "glandular issues".
My daughter and i start walking around WalMart we see her in the Hostess Isle, the cart on the front of her little motorized buggy thing chock full of twinkies, ho-ho's and other fully nutritional snacks.
"Glandular" repair is evidently repaired with twinkies.
Congrats on the weight loss.
_margot_:
Hope the rest of the trip has been good,baby
Hope the rest of the trip has been good,baby
So I started hitting the gym on January 26th of this year. I had been meaning to for a long time, but avoided it for all the reasons a fatty would. Finally I got sick of it all. Being tired, weak, and pained from a constant bad back among other things. Looking like shit and feeling like shit. Hating myself for letting it get so...
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thedarkness:
Dude, that's awesome!
doxie:
yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel a bit like writing a list. These statements are in no particular order and mostly are a product of canadian whiskey and rambling thoughts.
1. I didn't drink a drop until I was 18. I was living in downtown Iowa City in 1997 and my neighbor Buffy invited me to her party. I drank at the keg of Rolling Rock for hours and...
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1. I didn't drink a drop until I was 18. I was living in downtown Iowa City in 1997 and my neighbor Buffy invited me to her party. I drank at the keg of Rolling Rock for hours and...
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silversurfer:
Have you seen Beer Wars? I watched it the other day, on DVD, and I thought it was pretty good.
mistersatan:
Believe me, I'm giving panhandling some serious thought, despite my hatred of it.
Sampled beers today for the largest and oldest homebrew competition in the state of Oregon. Last night I judged a flight of 11 beers in the English Pale Ale class consisting of the standard, premium bitter, and ESB. Some really mixed examples, some pretty not so good. This morning I was assigned to Baltic Porters, a sub-style of Porter which itself is a very large...
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silversurfer:
Congrats on winning the sweet stout class. And on sampling really a lot of beers.
fatality:
Baha! pubic area...ooops. good catch.
silversurfer:
I like the Hell City web banner.
Have fun with the judging.
Have fun with the judging.
Turned in my bottles at the local homebrew store for entry into The 28th Annual Heart of the Valley Homebrewers Oregon Homebrew Festival. It's a qualifier for the masters as well. I submitted samples for the sweet stout style and specialty. Same beer though, with the addition of roasted buckwheat making it qualify for the specialty category. I'm probably going to sign up to...
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mrginger:
I hate humor.
82nd in PDX got some hella good Asian foods.
I want some beer.
82nd in PDX got some hella good Asian foods.
I want some beer.
mrginger:
Awesome!
Yesterday was busy. I brewed my 80 shilling recipe authentically and it took all day. After my initial mash I took 2 gallons of that wort and put it on to boil. An hour and a half later I pulled off my second mash and put a gallon of that stronger wort to a boil. An hour and a half later I pulled off...
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devilsreject:
i have no clue why, but when i see this:
i think of you
i think of you
thefreak:
I'll say it again. If I ever make it out your way, I want some of that beer, dammit.