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Oooooooooooooooooooh!
WA-WA-WOW!
Are you ready?!
Are you READY?!
C'MON, LET'S TAKE IT TO THE TOP!
WHHHHAAAAAA!

URKO RIDES!
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Alright. I just discovered exactly why I want to move somewhere Nordic; the greatest part is, you can achieve this revelation yourself by performing the following steps:

1.) Go to hotornot.com
2.) Look at the chicks from Sweden, Norway, and Iceland.
3.) Scribble on a piece of paper the number of them that like black metal, Ulver, metal, Otyg, or other cool shit.
4.) Jot...
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rybo:
haha, its funny how true that is. probably has something to do with how much of a melting pot we are over here. things are more pure over there.
flux:
dude, i come before hot Nordic black metal chicks?

WHOA.
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"the Crying of Lot 49" is some kind o' fucked.
flux:
if by fucked you mean TOTALLY MINDBLOWINGLY AMAZING, sure.
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Iron Maiden FUCKING OWNS.
flux:
dude, sbkb.com is totally my intellectual property. i'll fight you for it!
kestrel:
So, owning is good?
Or bad?
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I remember... walking... from one side of town... to the other. Alone one night, in January or February.
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While cruising around with a gorgeous woman with the sunroof down and U2's "With or Without You" on the stereo I suddenly experienced a vast wash of depression when I realized that at one point in time something may have clicked between us.

I don't get that impression now. U2 didn't help much, either.
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I'm extremely tired of being jerked around by women like I'm some sort of soft-headed, slackjawed mongol. I'm not. I'm only humouring you and pretending to be an idiot because I don't want to tell you that I know you're absolutely full of shit and wasting my time.

Actually, au contriere: I'm more in harmony with why people act like they do, how they feel,...
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flux:
i like to drink arbor mist from the bottle because of the aesthetic. usually, i'm a tequila kind of girl, but there's something about swigging ungodly sweet "wine" with your legs spread and growling that really makes you feel like white trash. it's yummy.
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I loathe telephones. Retarded contraptions. Fuck you, Alexander Graham Bell.
lillith1:
*poke* *runs away* heh
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Addendum to the .32 people reading this: no, I am not feeling sorry for myself, and sympathy is something I don't want; however, I'm adept at acknowledging where I'm at in life.

It's really not so bad. But the evening is an exceptionally lonely time, especially when one's conciousness is lush with desires that could not ever be fulfilled given the current situation.

And now,...
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bleh:
mm , toothpaste
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What you're reading is text from a severely lonely and currently pathetic human being who is miserable in his current situation. Not only is said situation miserable, but it will get even worse in approximately two weeks.

Christ, I can't even talk to anyone online without dumping upon them lines of endless tripe that they could give a shit about. And to perfect strangers, nonetheless....
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