Alright. I just discovered exactly why I want to move somewhere Nordic; the greatest part is, you can achieve this revelation yourself by performing the following steps:
1.) Go to hotornot.com
2.) Look at the chicks from Sweden, Norway, and Iceland.
3.) Scribble on a piece of paper the number of them that like black metal, Ulver, metal, Otyg, or other cool shit.
4.) Jot down the ones that are hot.
5.) Tally up the numbers.
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF HOT CHICKS WHO LISTEN TO METAL LIVE IN NORDIC COUNTRIES.
Unless Flux marries me, I'm so there.
1.) Go to hotornot.com
2.) Look at the chicks from Sweden, Norway, and Iceland.
3.) Scribble on a piece of paper the number of them that like black metal, Ulver, metal, Otyg, or other cool shit.
4.) Jot down the ones that are hot.
5.) Tally up the numbers.
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF HOT CHICKS WHO LISTEN TO METAL LIVE IN NORDIC COUNTRIES.
Unless Flux marries me, I'm so there.
WHOA.