Saturday Feb 14, 2004

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chainlinkspiral: How was your night?

pMikQ: Can't complain, aside from that fact I spent too much money. Other than that, I had a blast. Got rejected and everything. Quite the complete night.

chainlinkspiral: rejected at #s?

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Yes! Rejected at the place that constitutes the lowest common denominator around here! I RULE.

Monday Feb 09, 2004

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I'm posting this here because I spent too much time writing it to only have it read on one site.

Valentine's Day - By Far, the Biggest Crock of Fecal in the Universe

Each year, Valentine's Day (that's February 14th for you uncultured peons, although it's better that you don't know that) rolls around. This "holiday" or occasion - and I use both of these...
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link:
here's to the other v-day... I've hated Valentine's Day since elementary school, where we were forced to play the social game with classmates, and force them upon each other, like one happy kiddie commune. I didn't like those little brats much, cept for a select few, and I was always disappointed with the valentines I got. Nothing ever mushy, just bullshit cards with bullshit commercial driven cartoon characters. I don't like Garfield this much to this day because of Feb. 14th. He and Odie and Nermal can fight over Jon's cack and all those little heart candies can choke infants on their chalky constipation inducing flavor.
lunna:
kiss

Sunday Feb 08, 2004

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I loved you, and you were too caught up in yourself to ever even notice.

Fuck you.
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smith:
Hi! Yeah, what a shitty feeling. fukfuk2thatchick.
link:
cleansing flames.

Thursday Feb 05, 2004

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The following are extremely swell ideas that should have been thought of long before my brother (and, to a lesser extent, myself) came up with them (although I do take credit for turning the mile-long zeppelin into more than just a floating dopesmoking paradise):

SCRAPE AND GAPE
The only abortion clinic where you can watch as a fetus is unceremoniously (and violently) wrenched from a...
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Thursday Feb 05, 2004

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FARGOTIAN SHIP
WITH WEINERHOLE COMMANDING
ALL HAIL THE NEW RACE

Friday Jan 30, 2004

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Why, oh WHY, did I bother replying.

Please, omnipotent thing called god, enlighten me not as to the meaning of life and the universe; instead, provide me with an explanation of why I'm so damned stupid.

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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Hey, whaddya know? I feel fucking FANTASTIC today. I attribute it to the bottle of red wine I drank last night.



w00t.
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kestrel:
I didn't get anything tattooed on my chest, and I like Flash.
smith:
I saw it. It was a tattoo(tm).

Monday Jan 26, 2004

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I got pissed, and then melancholy, and then indifferent, and now I'm just sad and loathesome after drinking a bottle of red wine kindly donated by Link.

The below quote rates as quite possibly the most hurtful, unpleasant, and infuriating statement anyone's ever said to me.

Perhaps I'm lucky that's the only thing that's ever really had that effect.

The horizon of tomorrow appears bleak.
kestrel:
You forgot the quote, silly.
I assume it's the same from the previous entry.

Monday Jan 26, 2004

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"It really pains me to see how much of a wreck your emotional state is due to your infatuation with me."

I don't know whether to weep or sit here confounded, hurt, and completely astonished by that statement.
link:
Drink up good Sir. And know that you are a better man than most. A more honest, thoughtful, and intelligent man than most. Good things come, my friend.
kestrel:
Wow. I'd be pissed.
And THEN weep.
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