The following are extremely swell ideas that should have been thought of long before my brother (and, to a lesser extent, myself) came up with them (although I do take credit for turning the mile-long zeppelin into more than just a floating dopesmoking paradise):
SCRAPE AND GAPE
The only abortion clinic where you can watch as a fetus is unceremoniously (and violently) wrenched from a desireless womb! No purchase necessary! Inevitably, this will lead to the crumbling of emotions over abortion, and Baptists and clinic bombers will have nothing worth living for.
MILE-LONG VISUAURAL WARFARE ZEPPELIN
Imagine your very own matte black mile-long (5,280') Zeppelin built by the resurrected corpse of Count Ferdinand Adolf August Heinrich Zeppelin himself! Outfitted with 1.21 gigawatts of continual power generation and no less than 8,000 180dB cabinets and 500 strategically placed 5,000,000 candlepower spot and strobe lights, the MILE-LONG VISUAURAL WARFARE ZEPPELIN is your worst enemy's worst enemy due to its long range, silent running capabilities, and unparalleled ability to disconcert any creature with working neural pathways to the visual and audial cortexes.
SCRAPE AND GAPE
The only abortion clinic where you can watch as a fetus is unceremoniously (and violently) wrenched from a desireless womb! No purchase necessary! Inevitably, this will lead to the crumbling of emotions over abortion, and Baptists and clinic bombers will have nothing worth living for.
MILE-LONG VISUAURAL WARFARE ZEPPELIN
Imagine your very own matte black mile-long (5,280') Zeppelin built by the resurrected corpse of Count Ferdinand Adolf August Heinrich Zeppelin himself! Outfitted with 1.21 gigawatts of continual power generation and no less than 8,000 180dB cabinets and 500 strategically placed 5,000,000 candlepower spot and strobe lights, the MILE-LONG VISUAURAL WARFARE ZEPPELIN is your worst enemy's worst enemy due to its long range, silent running capabilities, and unparalleled ability to disconcert any creature with working neural pathways to the visual and audial cortexes.