I have my towel, my copy of Don't Panic THGTTG, and my thumb is out. I wish I had words of wisdom to leave you with (darn, another dangling preposition), but I don't have any (o.k., it's an adjective.) But that doesn't matter. I have decided almost all of you belong in one of two groups.
1) Smart enough to survive without my help. People...
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1) Smart enough to survive without my help. People...
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"SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE PICS"
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padre:
Doh!
sabine8:
What line?
Are you leaving? What's going on??????
Are you leaving? What's going on??????

Guy: "oh, you gotta be kidding me! What are you like 60 or something ,Bro.?"
Hank: "Yo! Kfed! The little man in the boat? He's up here!"
Hank: "Yo! Kfed! The little man in the boat? He's up here!"
Becca: Dad, are you mentally insane?
Hank: Yes, but I'm extremely high functioning.
Karen:Much like a special needs person who works at McDonalds.
Hank: Yes, but I'm extremely high functioning.
Karen:Much like a special needs person who works at McDonalds.
padre:
Good analogy ha ha
hellstorm:
interesting....
Auditions - Hair
Monday March 9, 2009 at 7:00pm
Theater Cedar Rapids
102 3rd St Se
Cedar Rapids, Iowa 52401 Get Directions
Just might audition. Have to make sure my naughty bits are clean.
Monday March 9, 2009 at 7:00pm
Theater Cedar Rapids
102 3rd St Se
Cedar Rapids, Iowa 52401 Get Directions
Just might audition. Have to make sure my naughty bits are clean.
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tunnel_vision:
Oh ... is there nudity involved.
hellstorm:
go audition....what's the worst that could happen?
just make sure there is nothing unsightly to be seen!
just make sure there is nothing unsightly to be seen!

My 72 year old sister sent me this email today.
I copied it bad grammer and all.
"Did you see Rush Numb-Brain's speech to the Rep. National Conservative meeting? I man is nuts. He opening said he hopes Obama's economy recovery programs fail.
He apparently doesn't care if the whole country goes down. Think he took way too much oxycotin over the years."
She was...
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I copied it bad grammer and all.
"Did you see Rush Numb-Brain's speech to the Rep. National Conservative meeting? I man is nuts. He opening said he hopes Obama's economy recovery programs fail.
He apparently doesn't care if the whole country goes down. Think he took way too much oxycotin over the years."
She was...
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riae:
hahahaha...thanks

franie:
I firmly told salon girl that she will never set foot in here.
Mathew Broderick brings an injured hawk to Father Imperius the Monk (Leo McKern). Father Imperius tells M.B.(whose character is Phillipe Gaston) to bring it up and he would cook it for them. Phillipe says that they can't eat the hawk, To which Father Imperius replies:
"Is it Lent, already?" Leo McKern.
The movie is Ladyhawke with Michelle Pfeiffer and Rutger Hauer and since Miss Pfeiffer...
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"Is it Lent, already?" Leo McKern.
The movie is Ladyhawke with Michelle Pfeiffer and Rutger Hauer and since Miss Pfeiffer...
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tunnel_vision:
I can't remember if I ever saw that movie

hellstorm:
you missed a movie showing Michelle Pfeiffer's breast?
naughty on you!
no need to worry about losing the ear...I think my biggest fear is the hole closing up. in which case I wait a while (until the cold season has ended) and pierce it again.
unfortunately, the one piercing I had (ear lobe) seemed to be a magnet for infection. if I was sick, it got infected. I hope the same is not happening for the cartiledge, and its just an isolated incident!
naughty on you!
no need to worry about losing the ear...I think my biggest fear is the hole closing up. in which case I wait a while (until the cold season has ended) and pierce it again.
unfortunately, the one piercing I had (ear lobe) seemed to be a magnet for infection. if I was sick, it got infected. I hope the same is not happening for the cartiledge, and its just an isolated incident!

Need help? M.B. brings an injured hawk to Father Imperius the Monk (Leo McKern). Father Imperius tells M.B. to bring it up and he would cook it for them. M.B. says that they can't eat the hawk, To which Father Imperius replies:
"Is it Lent, already?" Leo McKern. If you know the movie. don't put it in the comments, message me the name.
You can...
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"Is it Lent, already?" Leo McKern. If you know the movie. don't put it in the comments, message me the name.
You can...
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imouse:
No chicken kidneys, but hearts and gizzards were consumed.
aldremech:
Amen to thar brother.

"Is it Lent, already?" Leo McKern. If you know the movie. don't put it in the comments, message me the name.
You can comment that you know it, but don't spoil it for anyone.
You can comment that you know it, but don't spoil it for anyone.
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eisenheim:
im clueless!!!!!
franie:
Not a chance with that one.
... but the good news is that your pubic hair will grow back nicely when you stop shaving it.
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tunnel_vision:
Mine grows back too fast

sabine8:
It's ok. I know they spoil me. They always have. I've had to work really hard the last few years to overcome that. I don't want the same thing to happen to Gavin.
I'd give anything to know true happiness.
I can't ask you to stay, I'm considering leaving also.
But I wish you and yours all the happiness the world can give.
Take care!