So I'm currently anchored out about 10 miles off the coast of Louisiana with a storm approaching swiftly.. Probably a storm that will end all of our lives, but I'll save that for a later post. I am on a barge that has enough food for about two meals left, and according to the sign on the refrigerator we are " OUT OF MILKS". Thinks are looking pretty bleak for me out here. I hope to see land soon.
Please, someone, anyone.. Come and rescue me!
Please, someone, anyone.. Come and rescue me!
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slickbsbc:
I'm thinking of just calling the coast guard, and telling them. "my company sucks.. you guys should come out and bomb them". Yes I do realize the coast guard does not bomb people.. But shouldn't I at least try?
slickbsbc:
Proof.. Our cooks are idiots.. Notice the way they tried to fix the sign... God i hate being stranded... FUCKING SAVE ME!
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