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Well I've been offshore for exactly 1 month today.. I've got 18 days left.. please someone save me from the boredom..... I'll give you all high fives and pixie sticks...

Yes I'll resort to bribery...
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I'm bored
hexxus:
me too
slickbsbc:
I've been taking pictures of random things on my boat out here and uploading them to facebook all night.. Pretty soon everyone will know the lay out of this boat exactly..
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I'M GOING TO VEGAS ON OCTOBER 3RD, STAYING TIL OCTOBER 8TH.. WHO WANTS TO COME THERE AND GET COMPLETELY FUCKED UP HAMMERED AND DO SOME CRAZY SHIT?


OTHER ACTIVITIES INCLUDE: PENN AND TELLER, AND SKYDIVING....
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good god.. I hate Christians........ Judge me will you... I'll beat you with a bible!
niobe:
Amen! wink
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Well! I got to go home for about 24 hours.. Things were very very shitty.. Now I'm back offshore til maybe October... Go out and have fun and get drunk for me as much as possible.... Thanks I appreciate it!
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So I'm currently anchored out about 10 miles off the coast of Louisiana with a storm approaching swiftly.. Probably a storm that will end all of our lives, but I'll save that for a later post. I am on a barge that has enough food for about two meals left, and according to the sign on the refrigerator we are " OUT OF MILKS". Thinks...
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slickbsbc:
I'm thinking of just calling the coast guard, and telling them. "my company sucks.. you guys should come out and bomb them". Yes I do realize the coast guard does not bomb people.. But shouldn't I at least try?
slickbsbc:
Proof.. Our cooks are idiots.. Notice the way they tried to fix the sign... God i hate being stranded... FUCKING SAVE ME!
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Well, I'm sure no one here cares or reads this, but I'm bored... I finally get to go home today after being offshore for about two weeks! New Orleans here I come!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
slickbsbc:
Actually, wait.. I was lied to. I'm stuck out here...
glasgowsuicide:
awww im sorry!!!
that is NO fun at all.