I got bent like a wet cigarette
Then she's comin' after me with the butterfly net.
I'm infected with sarspoxthrax deficiency syndrome. I need a new faceneck. Please donate one.
Get yourself a pistol. Get yourself a dog.
Stay up all night gettin' drunk, sleepin on a hollow log.
I'm going stir crazy like Jack in Teh Shining. But if I go out in this...
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Then she's comin' after me with the butterfly net.
I'm infected with sarspoxthrax deficiency syndrome. I need a new faceneck. Please donate one.
Get yourself a pistol. Get yourself a dog.
Stay up all night gettin' drunk, sleepin on a hollow log.
I'm going stir crazy like Jack in Teh Shining. But if I go out in this...
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fenchurch:
fyck
fenchurch:
myskinisblushingallthroughmydreamsfromthestuff
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fenchurch:
Just got back from there! OMG!
fenchurch:
I google image searced "beating a dead horse" and got this:
I blame you.
I blame you.
So I go to walk my dog this evening and by the time i get to the front of the building, some pitbull is charging down the block and around the corner and starts viciously biting my dog. The other dog's owner is some hardcore yuppie chick, who is standing back saying "no, dont do that, no". ive got my dog on a leash and...
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ash:
well dude, you know where to find me if she ever shows up again. 
~flexes muscles~
~flexes muscles~
ash:
there are soooo many better hero chicks u could nickname me, lol, plz dont call me popeye
Here's how rad my new neighborhood is.
I've got the worst flu I can remember in recent years. I'm sitting at home, hungry and bored and miserable. So I call up the earwax cafe and right now they are en route to my flat w/seitan chili, sweet potato quesadillas, and heres the kicker- The Spy Who Loved Me and Thunderball.
I'm addicted to online Texas...
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I've got the worst flu I can remember in recent years. I'm sitting at home, hungry and bored and miserable. So I call up the earwax cafe and right now they are en route to my flat w/seitan chili, sweet potato quesadillas, and heres the kicker- The Spy Who Loved Me and Thunderball.
I'm addicted to online Texas...
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odette:
well at least tell me where that earwax cafe is so when im in chicago in a couple weeks i can go there 
odette:
yeah im helping my sister move into her new condo. im not sure where it is really right now. ive never even been to chicago. im not looking forward to the freaky cold. quite possibly. shes veggie so im sure she would love it if she doesnt know about it already
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gadget:
ok
gadget:
nope, that's saved for the honeymoon.
I'm back. Sure are a lot of awesome new boobie pictures on here. My homie Sloane is a full fledged SG now, OMGFAMOUS.
My new neighborhood is the fucking shit. I love it more and more every time I walk around. Shopping at grocery stores that cater to veggies is rad. Pretty girls my age everywhere is rad. My new Supervogs are rad. Badass noodle...
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My new neighborhood is the fucking shit. I love it more and more every time I walk around. Shopping at grocery stores that cater to veggies is rad. Pretty girls my age everywhere is rad. My new Supervogs are rad. Badass noodle...
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zaftigg:
do that shit up. do it up.
cl0ck
cl0ck
ghostdance:
I see it now, gotta wait a sec though, ordered a bunch of crunk records the other day after I couldn't find it.
I moved to a new flat a week ago today. I'm offline and will continue to be for awhile- it's maddening not being able to get on the net but at the same time it's probably a very healthy thing to forcibly break my internet addiction and see what sunlight is like again.
That's about it. Chicago people should come find me at Club Foot,...
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That's about it. Chicago people should come find me at Club Foot,...
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fenchurch:
Man, I totally tried to P your PN and you were all "doin stuff" with "people" liek wtf i thot we where palz.
ilovemikehunt:
werd.
thanks for that john zorn album... i've been listening to it like nonstop. i think track 3 is the sexiest song evwhore.
thank you for providing me with new masturbatory materials (fuck tony robbins... umm yeh, i would.)
thanks for that john zorn album... i've been listening to it like nonstop. i think track 3 is the sexiest song evwhore.
thank you for providing me with new masturbatory materials (fuck tony robbins... umm yeh, i would.)
you wannabe down with tha Sammich? Define THAC0.
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ilovemikehunt:
happy moove.
shad:
Christ people. To Hit Armor Class Zero. What did you people *do* in high school?
I'm still packing up all my stuff, separating stuff I'm throwing away from storage crap, etc etc. I found my Chandler's notebook from 1991, my freshman year of high school.
I'm reading through this mental mindfuck right now, what a little maniac I was. Melodramatic writing, emotional diatribes about girlfriends that lasted two months or less and seemed like the loves of my life at...
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I'm reading through this mental mindfuck right now, what a little maniac I was. Melodramatic writing, emotional diatribes about girlfriends that lasted two months or less and seemed like the loves of my life at...
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arlo:
wow, so your member name has the word "sammich" in it. that was enough to get me to come by and say hello 
xox.
xox.
acetracer:
Awww, you were like a little mini-Kurt
moving in 1 week. eating as many meals as possible at my favorite chinese and pizza places in the area. my whole world is in boxes. my cat thinks the whole thing is hysterical and everything is a playground for him. my dog hates me. my friend chrissy spent the night yesterday and after i went to bed she stayed up and watched infomercials until...
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fenchurch:
Super Douchebago.
Get it right you fuckin douche.
Oh and I'm going to need your new address one of these days.
Get it right you fuckin douche.
Oh and I'm going to need your new address one of these days.
acetracer:
I need a girl to clean my bathroom; she can lay in it afterwards if she wants but that's not a requirement.
They took my chickens away,
they took my chickens away today ...
and I'm saaaad...
What do I do?
They took my chickens away-
Now they're gonna pay,
Cause I'm gonna get them in their sleep
and I'm gonna make them weep.
They took my chickens away
They took my chick-ens... way
He works on the farm, he makes fun of me
But that's the...
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they took my chickens away today ...
and I'm saaaad...
What do I do?
They took my chickens away-
Now they're gonna pay,
Cause I'm gonna get them in their sleep
and I'm gonna make them weep.
They took my chickens away
They took my chick-ens... way
He works on the farm, he makes fun of me
But that's the...
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sloane:
Haha, you said "thurr."
fenchurch:
You don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger
I HAEV A SPECAIL ANOUNSEMINT!!!
GIRLS ARE PRITtY!!
GIRLS ARE PRITtY!!
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_tab:
Im gonna punch you in th ovaries, thats what I'm gonna do
fenchurch:
Whatever. I blame Lithium Picnic.