Boring!? Are you insane? (rhetorical) as boring as a bespoke suit, as boring as sunspel boxers. Honest onions they are so not boring, tan brogues the next time your at a system of a down gig there will be no other fucker in a pair of tricksters brogues . You will be dope/whack and whole a heap of other shit that is so fly there aint words. Keep it doom.
New shoes, new jeans, new t-shirt... excellent day, clotheswise.
I think i'm going to get my hair cut back into it's old, generic spikey shape. I currently drawn comparisons to Harry Potter.
I'm going to sit and watch the Chronic (what?)les of Narnia with a pint of Owd Rodger in one hand and a bar of Galaxy Promises in the other. Oh, to be as... Read More
[EDIT: Self pitying bullshit removed as predicted]
London is a quite terrible place. I reached this conclusion after only fifteen minutes on the Tottenham Court Road today. That particular road is a miniature economy based on exploitation of that special, uniquely British person- the combination of gadget-obsessive and tight-fisted-bargain-hunter.
Okay, it's unfair to condemn London just for the TCR. So i'll condemn it for being... Read More
I've a weird week ahead of me... two days off (weds/thurs) and a tupid trip to London on sat to pick up some stock for work. I'll be there for about two hours and won't have any time to go and enjoy myself. Hopefully i'm going to Warwick on Thursday to spend time with friends.
On my day off I have to cover at school and look after a bunch of brats. I won't go into why i'm an occasional emergency mass childcare provider, but I am. Means my fun day in Warwick tomorrow and going to the cinema aren't happening
Oh well, at least I get to sit in front of... Read More
I went to the Sugarfoot Stomp for the first time in a while last night, I went to college/uni with several of the DJs. I turned up in a Lee check cowboy-style shirt- and as one of my friend's boyfriends arrived, he did so in a rather similar shirt- deriving Brokeback Mountain references all night.... Read More