Im just a horny teenager trapped in an adults body.

chef:
Me too. 

**ATTENTION EVERYONE**

First. Nobody owes you a damn thing. Not me, not your peers, not the government. Work for what you want, or shut up and quietly continue to be a drain on society. Trust me, everyone is tired of listening to you whine and hearing your excuses.

Secondly. If you're offended by other peoples religion, political views, sexual orientation, or way of life...
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caraphernelia:
thanks :o 
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If we're shooting together and you use my firearms, and you wipe your fingerprints off before you hand it back to me. 1. You will instantly be a douchenozzle to me, and I will refer to you as such when talking about you in the future. 2. You will never touch my guns again.

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I've been doing a lot more shooting lately. I have to say it really makes me happy.

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I want the kind of friends who will get my sarcasm, don't mind me being a gun nut, and have no problem hanging out and drinking some beers without pants on.

0

So tired of working 60+ hours a week just to drink alone on the weekend. I haven't had a real friend since I was a teenager. It seems like all there is to adult life is work, bills, and one day off to try to get my sanity back. If it wasn't for the time I spend shooting, I would have already lost...
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I really want three sisters to get on their knees and share my dick, or get a overly lubed hand job by all of them at once.

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I would really like to see a transgender hopeful do some sets on here.

nebula:
There are some! I think they tend to prefer not to draw attention to it though. But would love for there to be more diversity in general, including trans women :)
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I may not be the smartest man, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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I owe so much of who I am today to this man. We had good times and bad. We had fun, partied, fought, and argued, but I learned from it all. It's the little moments I miss most though, when it was just him and I, talking about nothing and just shootin' the shit. To this day he still has a impact on a...
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I want sexting buddies so bad. It's hard out here for a pervert.

renivalentine:
aww, pobrecito!!!!