Quick question: How do you explain to a girl that you don't have a strong family unit without it making you seem like an anti-social dickhole? I just tried to explain it to a girl that I lust over on Facebook. And it didn't turn out too well....
Okay I guess its time I got rid of my depressing previous blog, and post something a little less well...depressing. So here goes nothing.
First off:
FALL IS OFFICIALLY HERE!!!
You would not believe how badly I've wanted the summer to be over. I hate the sun. Along with his asshole children known as heat and humidity. But they're finally gone now. And I can... Read More
The spider had it coming!! Sneaky little buggers, crawling over our faces while we're asleep, unaware of their spiky, dirty legs on our skin. :runs away and hides:
True that, women like a good cat fight, the topic doesn't really matter. But I must say that I wouldn't get all that upset if she wasn't attacking my friend. No bitch gets to do that without at least getting an earful. And besides, don't you think wookies are awesome enough to fight over?
I'll argue only if it's something I feel very strongly about or if someone went after a friend without a valid reason. Otherwise I'm one of those people who laugh at people arguing all the time.
Well I guess it's time I gave an update on the events of my last blog. I know I left you all in the dark about what exactly it was that I was going to do on Friday. So I'll start from the beginning and work my way downtown. Remember the word downtown. As it will come into play again, once I get to the... Read More
I've decided that I'm going to do something for myself, for once. It's something that I've always wanted to do. Something that I've always wanted to do, but always put off or chickened out of, in the past. And it's something that I've always felt that I had a calling for. And pretty much the only thing that I feel I've ever been any good... Read More
Okay, I see that my last blog isn't going to get much love. So I'm gonna follow suispud1's lead and post something a little less offensive.
This is why I liked Michael Clarke Duncan. He was a daily reminder that you are not defined by your circumstances. And just because you're black and had a rough time growing up, that doesn't give you a... Read More
I've got it! After watching the Republican National Convention last night, and after a lot of thought and brainstorming, I've finally figured out who needs to be elected to public office for this country. And not just for the presidency, but for the entire federal government. I think that these people, if elected, would completely turn this country around. And bring us out of the... Read More