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I don't know if this one is funny, or true ^


This happens to me more times than I care to admit ^






Can you believe he's the same guy who played Derek Lutz in Back To School?


Hypothetical question ladies: If we went on a date and I dropped this diamond on the table, what are the chances that I'd get laid that night? Scale of 1-10


And this is why I have absolutely no respect at all for Superman ^






FUCKING RIGHT ^


Made this one up myself.


For you, Blyde

And finally:

No this nothing to laugh at, but someone recently accused me of hating my country. I do not hate America. I'm pissed off at her, right now. We just really need to work on our relationship. And if I didn't care about her, I wouldn't be so angry. So