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I think I'm sick. I went out last night and had a great time. I came home went to bed and woke up a couple of hours later feeling like crap. My wife wasn't feeling to great either, but she seems to be doing alright now. I've spent most of my day today washing clothes and reading a book. Now I've got to vacuum and...
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George Carlin: You are all diseased
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I drank vodka all day yesterday. It was a pretty good day. I got through most of the first Friday the 13th, then quickly fell asleep. Now we are trying to figure out what to have for breakfast, but everything we want should have milk, butter or jelly with it...

So, I had a dream last night. My wife and I were walking and talking...
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We just realized that it's Friday the 13th. We have a box set that we got some months ago of Friday the 13th, so if anyone wants to come over tonight, let me know. We'll watch some movies later and if people come over and want to put in for pizza, we'll order pizza. If people don't put up money for pizza, I have some...
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I got a speeding ticket this morning. I didn't realize how fast I was going. Now, I just want to go back to sleep and try again tomorrow.

This morning...
Her: We are having bad luck.
Me: I don't believe in luck, but for some reason, every now and then, things seem to start going pretty wrong for us. It's important to stay happy and...
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We're done moving!

I'm happy just to be done and I'm happy with our new place, I like it so much more than our old place. Today is like a day off, all I have to do is our taxes. Tomorrow, I'll be busy again, then I'm plan on starting a job hunt on Tuesday. Unfortunately, I suck at getting a job, but I'm great...
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I have stuff I need to get rid of. I have a sectional sofa/ sofa bed, queen box spring, really nice fridge, cheap small black microwave, dark green recliner(I think it's dark green), old crappy surround sound system w/DVD, messed up small TV... I think that's it.

I'd like to sell the stuff, since I could really use the money, but I only have untill...
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We don't have a fridge at our new place and I have a couple of things I don't want to waste. Tomorrow, I'm going to pick up chicken, then I'm going home to cook waffles, garlic naan, and fries. I also have vegetarian corndogs and chilli. To drink: I have milk, grape juice and water. I will possibly have a couch, a table and a...
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I think I moved everything that we're going to move, except for some clothes and maybe a few small things. I had some stuff over here, then today I rented a uhaul. RedVillian and Mnementh helped move stuff. Now we just need to figure out what we are doing with the rest of the crap that I have there. If I don't find anyone to...
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I hurt.

I got up this morning and hiked with people from SGLA. I think it was about a two hour hike and it got pretty steep at times. After we were done, I was a little tired, but I felt pretty good. It was kind of silly for me to go hiking this morning, since I'm in the middle of moving. I got home...
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My wife went to the doctor yesterday, he gave her a shot in the butt, there's still a mark there. A little while ago she complained about it still hurting...

Her: My butt hurts.
Me: I can make it hurt worse... if you want?
Her: No.
Me: Whatever...

I'm going to sleep. Good night.

We've done very little packing and preparing to move. Hopefully, we will start moving tomorrow, but I'm not positive. Eh... it'll work out.

I went to the hospital today for my regular check up. The doctor said he is very happy with how everything has turned out and I'm doing very well.

My wife stayed home from work tonight. She came home from work feeling...
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