This is Shopdog.
Shopdog is a itteh bitteh kitteh (I know it looks normal-sized in the photo, but she wouldn't stand still) who has wandered into the shop at my new job and more-or-less lives there now. She has her own food and water dishes beside the cafateria table, and was provided with a collar.
And, Shopdog LURVES MEH. So. I'll allow it.
b.] HOLY SHIT MEMBER SINCE NOVEMBER 2010. Gaaaahhhhfuckyou.
c.] Not really, but jeez.