satansangel

well this must be the week for crazy shit to happen at work, so i hate to admit it but i work in telephone sales aka telemarketer. Anywho, i had a man last night tell me he would sign up for the offer if he got a date with me. i kindly declined then he proceeded to tell me all about his nice trailor in tenn. and how i should have his babies, at that point i was on the floor laughing so hard i could not breathe. I think i offended him by laughing but it didnt stop him not at all, i lied told him i was married hoping that he would stop with the flirting bit but it only got worse, he asked me if i had kids, and when i said no, he asked me what was wrong was he impotent. and yet another burst of laughter flew from my mouth. he told me all about his rock band that plays outside of his trailor, and he said he bet that i had long hair, so i told him i was short fat and ugly. and then when he said my voice was sexy and that i should become a phone sex operator i told him i couldnt because i am a girl of morals, and he asked if i had any sisters, told him i was an only child, the people sitting around me were laughing as hard as i was, and when i finally got off the phone, with nothing short of a marriage proposal being given to me, i sighed thinking how i had never blatently lied sooo much in twenty minutes! my friend ashley assured me that i was going to hell, so i feel a little better, lmao. and of course more retarded drama at work, chick fighting is still in the midst, unfortunately they got suspended for three days, before any hard core fighting could start, which i was upset about, because i was going to take bets and run it like that, hell im poor gotta try and make a little extra cash!! good news of the week, people i live with went out of town, so the place is mine till sunday night, what does this mean you may ask?? lots and lots of nakie time for me!!!! and if i had someone of the male persuasion it would mean lots and lots of loud sex, and nakie time for both of us.....but i couldnt be that lucky!! anywho thats bout it on the homefront lmao......