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last night i used a chihuahua puppy as a heat pack for my ear ache. worked really well. smile
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raspberri:
that sounds adorable. Glad you feel better. smile
saraberri:
macguyver can make a bomb out of a walkman and a tampon, he can do anything. love the reference. my gf and i actually had the macguyver award that we traded back and forth with each other. whoever got the award kept it until the other could prove she'd earned it.
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bleh! my mac n cheez tastes like soap. que disappointed!
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franie:
That sucks.
88hopesfall:
yeah that does suck and new friends are always welcome. you can never have too many!!! lol
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sitting down for a nice family dinner, the four of us enjoyed our ham. halfway through dinner, my 11 yr old asks - 'mom, what's cum?' dinner over. lesson learned, do not hulu the daily show with jon stewart at the dinner table.
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saraberri:
well, i told him what ejaculate was, without going into the whole freakin sex thing. i'm big on information, and i think kids should have all the information they need, but he's only 11, so we're taking this this thing issue by issue. lol scary thing is, some of his classmates have already hit puberty in 5th grade! what????
noone_3383:
i totally wouldve said "honey they just spelled come wrong" whatever

thanx for the comment on the pic...the nose got a lil chopped off...maybe a lil more of a marlin than the intended sword fish haha
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how do you know if you have a sex addiction? ok people - fantasies - better pursued or left to the imagination? i'm of the former camp, myself.
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zurrella:
personally i dig trying anything atleast once.blush
hellstorm:
sex addict - hmm, does it cause problems in your life?

fantasies - best pursued. I read a quote in "Sandman" by Neil Gaimen once...the problem with getting what you want is having what you once wanted.
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a junkie took my picture on the street today with his camera phone. sure, i was a bit creeped out, but truthfully, i was more impressed with his hand eye co-ordination, and the fact that he had a camera phone to begin with. i mean, this guy was real far along. and now, i'm thinking to myself, does this guy actually have the sex drive...
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rem:
hahaha this just made my morning smile
jforfun:
I'm sure there are plenty of people thinking about you tonight. Just think if your junkie shows his friends they all might be thinking of you. One big circle jerk of junkies. smile
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is it human nature to be drawn to those who would destroy us? it's a greater intimacy. skull
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electrohead:
Drank is a grape flavored soft drink billed as an "extreme relaxation" drink and sold in a number of U.S. states and worldwide on the internet. Engineered as an alternative to the pervasive energy drink culture of the United States soda market, Drank is designed to "slow your roll" and relax the user.
According to the Drank website, the active chemical ingredients are Melatonin, Rose hip and Valerian; all of these have historically been used in some regard for relaxation and pain relief.

I cheated and copied it from Wikipedia. It's insanity. smile
tai_:
blush I can make you one if you want, I got a shizton of cured cherry wood in the shed that has yet to be used for anything smile
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i love it, my boss comes into town, the first thing he says is, when do you wanna go get a drink? and, the best part is,the next day he's always more hung over than me! it's a win/win, people!
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franie:
Nice! That sounds like job security.
saraberri:
i never sued frown i never would've needed to work again, shit like that was CONSTANT -but, every guy that acted like that also had a family to support. my lawsuit would mean their kids don't go to college. idk -maybe i'd do it differently now. eh, i guess i've got karma on my side smile
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went for a walk alone with my doggie today. that's right - alone! no small people at all! it's amazing, i have some patience when i get 5 mins peace! absolutely necessary for my mental health, and not a guaranteed daily thing. kids are in my bed, and at work with me! huh. who knew kids were so.....24/7.
chops:
Thank you very much. Glad you enjoy them.
nekho:
kiss
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new chi puppy is not potty training!!!! places she 'went' today:

1) our bed (pee only, thankfully)
2) the fabric covered ottoman at the bottom of the bed - crapped aaallll over it.
3) the office floor (2x)
4) crapped right behind the rolling office chair, consequently said chair rolled right over the aforementioned crap and printed a rolling map of arthur murray style dance...
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shmuela:
aw shes cute. Im trying to potty train my puppy right now too.. She does pretty good about poo-ing outside but she pees everywhere mad
tr3ymo:
Dont hit that little thing....
And yes give her time, my only sugestion is pay attention. take her out right away in the morning and let her stay out until she goes, take her out shortly after drinking and eating, and try to catch her when she is acting like she has to go and get her outside. dogs, like humans, are not found of living in their own filth so believe me they dont want to go in the house.. she is just a baby... and a cute one
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ok, person in the car in front of me with the SUPPORT OUR TROOPS magnet - how, precisely, do you propose i do so? and, more to the point, how do you, you asshole, support the troops? are you active in veteran's rights organizations? have you sent care packages? or even written a letter or two to someone overseas? no? you stuck a fucking magnet...
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tai_:
Awwh what kind did you have? frown I got 3 now, one redknee and 2 rosehairs. If the rosehairs are ever mated, do you want a baby? smile
88hopesfall:
thanks love, it is great to be back!! i cant tell you how much i love it!! oh and i LOVE YOUR NEW BLOG!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!! that is awsome!!! and i must say i agree... wink