ryanf

How about some good pick up lines. I heard this one on tv the other day.
Are your parents retarded?
Because you sure seem like a special girl...

Or how bout this one.

*feels girls shirt*
Is that cotton??

*girl answers either yes or no*

Well then,
*reaches down and feels crotch*
...this must be felt.


OH yeah!

Nobodys getting any raises any time soon. It's great. I just had my review and it was all great, I'm fabulous and everyone likes me, but...pay freeze. Nobody gets any more $$.