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So here I am in Germany. What a trip. Literaly. That plane took forever to get me here. Been here 2 weeks now and settling has been pretty easy. Bamberg is a beautiful city. All the buildings are old and the churches are huge. There's a view from this monestary that's amazing. I've never seen anything like it in the states. The beer is cheaper...
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Germany man. Wow... I'm flying out this Friday to Bamburg to in-process with the 173th airborne brigade. Heavy stuff. I've never been outside of the states aside from an illfated trip to Canada. Pretty heavy... I have to get all my cash in euros. I'll need some funky international cellphone plan if I want to keep intouch with home. And learning German. I don't even...
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Long story short, RIP didn't work out. Too bad for me I guess. Time to move on to something new and exciting. I'll miss the opportunity to work with some of the best of the best, but it just wasn't ment to be ya'know?

Know we play the waiting game. I'll be holed up here in Georgia for another month so (August is the worst...
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RIP land is fun. Details everyday. 24 hour duty. My laptop was confinscated in the interests of my success during training. Porn and videogames would have been far too distracting. Fun is a crutch! I don't need it. Besides, we have the best chow on post hands down. I'll just drown my sorrows and frustration in icecream instead of graphic titilation and masturbation.The rumor is...
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Three weeks, three hollywood jumps, one combat jump, one night jump later and I've graduated. Airborne school wasn't really hard. Except for the falling. I'm still not very good at that. But apparently its not that importaint. The phrase "feet and knees together" seems to be the vital piece of instruction while plummeting to the ground under a T-10 D parachute.

Now the real stuff...
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"Ten minutes!" Holy crap. We've only been off the tarmac for a few seconds and we're already getting to jump?
"Get ready!" No problem man. I'm ready for this. Hell yeah.
"Out-board personnel, stand up!" Oops. He wasn't talk to me. Good thing no one saw that.
"In-board personnel, stand up!" Ok, that's me this time. Fuck I can bearly move with this harness on....
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So while I wait for Guild Wars to install, I'm gonna liberate my self of these throbing mental blue balls.

TV sucks by the way. I'm stuck in a lounge where its... smaller than a studio apartment. Two feet off the black linoleum floor and the network gives out.

Biggest motherfucking TV I've ever seen. At least 5 feet across with huge speakers under the...
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I bought my first latop yesterday. This thing rocks. Now I'll e able to save all kinds of money playing video games, stealing music, and downloading porn on the weekends instead of blowing 300 bucks on a weekend of bad clubs, over priced drinks, stupid girls, and blacks eyes that I don't recall the origins of. Why did I ever leave the cloistered security of...
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Just beat Half-Life 2 on Hard.
So many of these epic video games are taking the commercial gold mine of a cliff-hanger ending. Its like heroine. Of course I'm going to pay $60 so I can get the next bit of graphicly stunning closure. And why not buy the special edition for only $90? Limited edition you say?! Oh for the love of Satan I...
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http://www.earthfiles.de/forum/start.php?OTMP=/topic%3D106575263503

This is not what I defend.

Thanks to vermicious_knid for posting this link.

God I'm hurting.
Mornings are filled with tortureus physical training and were quickly catapulted (literaly) into practicing our parachute landings and door exits. The chute harness forces my testicles somewhere into my kidneys and my helmet offers little protection against the gravel pit when I fuck up a landing.
But its cool. Before you know it I'll being counting from 1000-4000 in multiples of a...
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