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So! What are you doing for the Holidays? Tell me NOW!





From the other room I hear...

..."Stop chasing me with your fire!" spoken through my son's clenched teeth.

I think it just might be time for waffles.


... and there's egg nog.

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gilby:
That's funny. (I hope he was playing a video game and not actually being chased by fire.) smile
piracy:
mang you is cute. i like yore pikchers.

i am back in my much malign-able hometown for the holly days, falling in love with old friends that i don't have to deal with on a daily basis. living in a fantasy, effectively, but it feels good.
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Today is better.

Today is a day of DECORATION!

Pictures to come.
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howdypardner:
Dear RAMH,

Post pics of the decoration. I'm interested! Also, new blog, you're funny and stuff!

Love,
Howdy
nocontrol:
You know, it was almost a year ago today when we went for HASH BROWNS.

Mmm, hash browns.
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I want to make out with a girl right now.

Why am I awake?

Stupid bisexuality slips out when I'm sleepy.

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dholokov:
*bitterly masturbates to thought of RAMH doing it with girl*
swanage:
I need to stop being so sexy.
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It's cold. I'm cold. My little fingers are blue.

Today:

Free lunch, babydaddy weirdness, very tired, hatred for my fellow man, madly in love with a shadow, funky smell in my abode.

Tonight:

Pajamas, reading, and being cold.

Tomorrow:

Wonder, love, and cookies.
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howdypardner:
Cookies are the best!
argonautgod:
When it comes to my body parts, I operate a free agency system. If they're not happy on me i tell them to feck off and take their chances in Iran. They don't want to be on my, I don't want them on the team.

Actually I saw a programme about organ sales in Iran the other day. At first I thought it was a health and safety film about Iranian butchers but it wasn't. Those places were right filthy.
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gory:


HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!

Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...

Slimy Smooches kiss

skull

(PS, I LURVE the Prof Pic, you Hotblooded Redhead You!!)
madame:
Yay trespassing! Happy halloween, lady.
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I just woke up.

My head hurts.

Children's tylenol just isn't cutting it this afternoon.
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zobop_:
It only let's you think it's forgotten, yes? btw stupid question, what's a corporate trainer? I understand corporal or corporeal, but corporate?
argonautgod:
Wow what is it with people and headaches today. Almost everyone I've yapped to has some kind of headache. Dang.
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So... uh.. Darcy and I had a fight...

And she's gone. She just took off. All of her things are gone.
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nathanialblood:
*hugs* sorry to hear that hun Hope things work out kiss
valcapone:
Eh? How bad was this fight?
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argonautgod:
Naught fashion?

Video!

Pronto biggrin

Ooh, I think I hear a crime... nope but I smashed my hand against the computer while getting up to look. Ow fingers ache. Bloody neds... ruining the area, should be in borstals etc, etc, etc.
xani:
what a sweetie pie!!
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elizathetroll:
Mmmm, if it weren't so far away from me, I'd happily join you for the nap day celebrations.

Which nation is it the holiday of, then?
afterbirth:
You WHAT???????

And I can see your cell phone in your sunglasses.
It's so obvious.
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"Because you're mine, I walk the line."
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mrstitches:
I knew that's what you meant. I would't talk to you if you were the kind of person that would quote I walk the line, and be thinking of that cover.
freakpirate:
That's it... you're on the bad list.