It's hot and sticky.
Tell me a hot and sticky story.
Tell me a hot and sticky story.
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The facts are as follows:
-I am healthy.
-I finished a painting.
-I worked additional hours, so I have extra cash.
-I can afford a new tattoo.
-I found a place to live.
Just the facts, people. Give 'em to me straight.
-I am healthy.
-I finished a painting.
-I worked additional hours, so I have extra cash.
-I can afford a new tattoo.
-I found a place to live.
Just the facts, people. Give 'em to me straight.
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bryn:
Madame Garfield;
i have missed you so. thank you for the wOOT enlightenment. i was wondering what to call guys with a below average sperm count. here are my facts:
-according to my Dr., i am healthy as a horse, but if this is so, than why do i feel like shit all of the time?
-i made mini books and have my stuff for painting, but am having an artist block at to what to paint and fill the books with.
-i am still unemployed, so i am cashless
-as soon as my SG check arrives, i will be able to afford a new tattoo too
-i live in a great apartment, which is turned into a shithole by the roomate from hell, who unfortunately cant be kicked out, cause his daddy owns the building
i await for more news from the Roamingworth estate. give Gwendolyn a hug for me.
my love to all,
Katinka
i have missed you so. thank you for the wOOT enlightenment. i was wondering what to call guys with a below average sperm count. here are my facts:
-according to my Dr., i am healthy as a horse, but if this is so, than why do i feel like shit all of the time?
-i made mini books and have my stuff for painting, but am having an artist block at to what to paint and fill the books with.
-i am still unemployed, so i am cashless
-as soon as my SG check arrives, i will be able to afford a new tattoo too
-i live in a great apartment, which is turned into a shithole by the roomate from hell, who unfortunately cant be kicked out, cause his daddy owns the building
i await for more news from the Roamingworth estate. give Gwendolyn a hug for me.
my love to all,
Katinka
noisemx:
I am healthy but fatening (up to one forty)
I drew a really weird looking hamster
My unemployment was lowered
I might finally get two new tattoos
I live in a cold comfortable basement already
What style painting?
Cheers.
I drew a really weird looking hamster
My unemployment was lowered
I might finally get two new tattoos
I live in a cold comfortable basement already
What style painting?
Cheers.
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__mimi:
you know what? I just realized that I'm going to be out of town from july 18th to august 20-something. That means my room will be vacated for your crashing purposes if you need it. So if you need it, let me know.
(these are the random thoughts that keep popping up in my head preventing me from sleeping. hope you're feeling better.)
(these are the random thoughts that keep popping up in my head preventing me from sleeping. hope you're feeling better.)
xxanastasiaxx:
So that's what Boston tastes like!
good answer girl!
good answer girl!
"Love me!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"You're bad!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"You're bad!"
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__mimi:
ugh. boys are stupid when they don't return phone calls. grocery shopping was fun. I like doing errands with friends. it turns life from "mundane" to FUNDANE!
so I guess you're not "bad" in that lovable Michael Jackson kind of way?
so I guess you're not "bad" in that lovable Michael Jackson kind of way?
bean:
You're bad? Sounds like a perfectly good reason to love you more.
I am very bad at games. All games.
I hate being a loser.
I hate being a loser.
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cheech:
I did your thing of a couple days back; I put it through French a couple times for good measure:
before-- In the garden of Eden, baby, don't you know that I love you? In the garden of Eden, honey, don't you know that I'll always be true?
after-- In don't the garden you know Eden, baby that I love you? In don't the garden you know Eden, honey which I am always applicable?
before-- In the garden of Eden, baby, don't you know that I love you? In the garden of Eden, honey, don't you know that I'll always be true?
after-- In don't the garden you know Eden, baby that I love you? In don't the garden you know Eden, honey which I am always applicable?
rozehead:
sweetie, you jus' come on ovah and we'll play strip/drinkin' Jenga. in that game, there are *no* losers.
-rozehead
-rozehead
*****
A gratuitous pussy shot...
*****
A gratuitous pussy shot...
*****
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xxanastasiaxx:
oh gosh..no I didn't..haven't checked my messages..guess I should do that!
ikilledpinky:
damn thats hot 
Roamy's Exquisite Corpse
Instructions:
1. Go to http://world.altavista.com/
2. Type a sentence.
3. Translate it into German.
4. Translate the German back into English.
5. Repeat steps 3 & 4, for good measure.
6. Post the original sentence and the final translation in my journal.
Here, I'll go first.
Original sentence: I drove as fast as I could, and Lindsay threw oranges at pedestrians.
Translated...
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avenger:
fine...see what i care...
i went to the brickway without ya and my omelette was wicked yummy...
i went to the brickway without ya and my omelette was wicked yummy...
leavemehere:
Original - He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Translation - It, forms an animal of, becomes those for pain of the Seins a man loosely.
Translation - It, forms an animal of, becomes those for pain of the Seins a man loosely.
*******
"Being homeless sucks. I'm glad we're only doing it for a day."
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"Being homeless sucks. I'm glad we're only doing it for a day."
*******
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xxanastasiaxx:
Thinking about you squirreling away anais nin made me smile. 
ikilledpinky:
but couch surfing is so liberating
Today is moving day.
Tomorrow is moving day.
Putting my life in boxes is getting me down...
Tomorrow is moving day.
Putting my life in boxes is getting me down...
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ikilledpinky:
i dont know how ive been lately, too many things swarming in the grey matter
metamorphosis:
moving is absolutely the worst ever. argh. good luck, keep ya head up, and don't forget to smile occasionally. boxes are temporary, after all.
Spent the evening cooped up in his bedroom, behind closed door, with my laptop. I hate, hate, HATE (did I mention: HATE!!!) being ignored by my significant other at social gatherings. Especially when it's a gathering of HIS friends, at HIS place.
I got tired of talking to strangers. I was getting a headache. I wanted them to leave so we could curl up in...
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I got tired of talking to strangers. I was getting a headache. I wanted them to leave so we could curl up in...
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_v_:
that is harsh
i'm sorry you should have kicked him
i'm sorry you should have kicked him
user092840:
Should have beat him to a bloody pulp with the love paddle...
right on his face...
that jackass.
Hope your alright...
@hugs@
right on his face...
that jackass.
Hope your alright...
@hugs@
I came in overheated after we'd finished. The Violinist found me in the kitchen, desperately trying to cool off. She took my hand and dragged up into the attic. It was impossibly hot up there, but she persisted and, well, I really can't say no. We probably should've stopped when sweat started raining off of me; it was like I'd sprung a leak or something. My clothes were completely soaked and my eyes were burning. I'll never forget being poised above her, coming, and getting so dizzy that I collapsed on top of her and accidentally hit her head with my own. I'd nearly passed out from dehydration. An interesting memory.