Tell me a lie, she said.
Im really a woman, he said without opening his eyes.
No, he could hear the pout on her full lips, one Ill believe.
Why? As his eyes were still closed he didnt see her prop herself up on her elbow and face him.
I dont know, she was smiling now, hoping hed play along. I cant remember you lying...
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Im really a woman, he said without opening his eyes.
No, he could hear the pout on her full lips, one Ill believe.
Why? As his eyes were still closed he didnt see her prop herself up on her elbow and face him.
I dont know, she was smiling now, hoping hed play along. I cant remember you lying...
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roamingaround:
I never lie. I just stay reeeeeeal quiet.....
gigglefuckbunny:
These days I am way to honest. . . a friend who considers me a good well pretty much a best friend asked if I missed her when she left . . . I told her I didn't even think about her(its true tho I didn't). She got all upset about it. heh
I pulled three rusted nails from the sole of my boot after we finished work on the house today; thankfully none of them had penetrated to my foot.
I really like urban legends. I don't know how many of my evenings have been devoured by Snopes.com. Anyone got any favorite urban legends?
I've always been partial to the One Word Exam one.
I really like urban legends. I don't know how many of my evenings have been devoured by Snopes.com. Anyone got any favorite urban legends?
I've always been partial to the One Word Exam one.
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greenxxghostie:
that website is awesome...i had no idea that that rumour about the chemicals in public swimming pools turning your urine purple wasn't true. and to think that all this time i've been holding it in!
novy:
"Unscrupulous tampon manufacturers are using asbestos in their products to promote bleeding."
Thankfully, that one is false.
Thankfully, that one is false.
Though I'm not really a fan of National Lampoon's Animal House (having found, for some inexplicable reason, that I much preferred the thousands of movies it spawned) whenever it comes on, I find myself compelled to watch until the Delta Probation Hearing scene, which contains perhaps the best comedic line reading and reaction shot in all of campus cinema. When it becomes apparent that the...
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gotham2:
i've never seen it. i saw the Vegas Vacation one, and the Christmas one, but yeah, they didn't really do it for me.
but i did watch a terribly funny film called 'Best in Show'. i laughed my ass off, and that doesn't happen too often.
but i did watch a terribly funny film called 'Best in Show'. i laughed my ass off, and that doesn't happen too often.
thirty:
I've never seen Animal House. That's really all I have to say. Hmm...so, yeah.
By the time I'm dead no one will care that this one time I climbed to the top of the water tower with a giant pumpkin. I'd found the pumpkin in the middle of the field at Jersey Jerry's. It was an angry reddish orange pumpkin that looked like it might give birth to a thousand little green pumpkins at any moment.
I stole this...
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roamingaround:
Once my friend dropped a pumpkin from his window on the 31st floor, just to see what kind of sound it would make....
gotham2:
hey, we all noticed here. lighting asses on fire, giant pumpkins, what more do you need. very entertaining.
there is no sensible appeal to amphetamines really. they sell you on the euphoria, but you end up tricked into despair. its a brutal scheme. i'd stay far away.
there is no sensible appeal to amphetamines really. they sell you on the euphoria, but you end up tricked into despair. its a brutal scheme. i'd stay far away.
It was during the blizzard of 2000. Classes had been cancelled the week before, and I, never up on what was happening on campus, had walked all the way to class and had sat in an empty classroom for almost an hour before I decided to trek back to the warmth of my dorm room. I made the trip home later that night; going no...
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frankie18:
the cold does funny things to people. i think it forces us to reflect on our true sleves. makes us more honest, true.
krista:
mmmm....Liz.
mmmm....your stories.
mmmm....your stories.
Tonight we're celebrating my brother's girlfriend's twenty-third birthday. I remember that around this time, five years ago, I was in the Italian Girl's kitchen and commented to her that my brother was probably going to get killed that weekend. After the amusing double take, I explained that he, my brother, had been corresponding with a girl he'd met in a chat room for about two...
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cobalt:
Smashing entries, the whole lot of them!! Fun to catch up in the family adventures you've been having...thanks for the well wishes, my wedding was perfect! Now I'm off to a juicy honeymoon. Check in with you in two weeks when I return!
maybe1day21180:
i love doing the movie quote/sequences ! especially the two or three person ones! like some of the gems in biodome....
ahhhh the inane nonsense!
ahhhh the inane nonsense!
Wedding sentence:
When you're standing there -- second usher behind the half-brother who took off years ago to become a Southern doctor and ended up spending far more time in school than he'd thought he would before he realized he'd just enjoyed academia too much to step out in the world and be an adult, and the best man who's still nervous about the speech...
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When you're standing there -- second usher behind the half-brother who took off years ago to become a Southern doctor and ended up spending far more time in school than he'd thought he would before he realized he'd just enjoyed academia too much to step out in the world and be an adult, and the best man who's still nervous about the speech...
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maybe1day21180:
well, im at that age when my mother is starting to subtley point out that she could always do with another 'daughter' and, of course, some more grandchildren.
unfortunately she has no clue that my 19 year old brother is more likely to get married than me. Of course he dates car-skanks so i wouldnt be surpised if one of them manages to trap him into holy matrimony.
ps. franke is super-hott! mmmmm franke....
unfortunately she has no clue that my 19 year old brother is more likely to get married than me. Of course he dates car-skanks so i wouldnt be surpised if one of them manages to trap him into holy matrimony.
ps. franke is super-hott! mmmmm franke....
novy:
Long sentences rule, my man, coherent, intelligent dialogue is a beautiful thing.
Poor pastor, that's depressing in a strange way.
Poor pastor, that's depressing in a strange way.
My inner geek speaks:
For my eight birthday, my parents got me a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), along with a few games (Kung Fu sticks out in my head; as does the Karate Kid game, though I seem to think we got that later), and a really swanky book that had walkthroughs and reviews of all ninety games that Nintendo had out at the...
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For my eight birthday, my parents got me a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), along with a few games (Kung Fu sticks out in my head; as does the Karate Kid game, though I seem to think we got that later), and a really swanky book that had walkthroughs and reviews of all ninety games that Nintendo had out at the...
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mephausto:
yeah, nintendo power as a little fanzine was very cool. I remember the early issues, even before it was this big bound thing, when it was just a little pamphlet like thing. Kung Fu ruled, too. I'd play through that sucker regularly, kicking some kung fu butt.
I think there should be an official Divine Church of the Mighty Cunnilingus neckbrace someday. It would help. I'm also a fan of the faerie of the perpetual orgasm... I had a vday button of her once. I need to make a new one. yeah yeah.
I think there should be an official Divine Church of the Mighty Cunnilingus neckbrace someday. It would help. I'm also a fan of the faerie of the perpetual orgasm... I had a vday button of her once. I need to make a new one. yeah yeah.
frankie18:
i had the same childhood video game experience as you did. except since im younger it was super nintendo for me. i also got a subscription to nintendo power. i used to save each issue and put them in a shelf in cronological order for easy access. i dont feel guilty about it though. i still have my snes and i still play it. just wish i woulda kept the mags. instead though i look back and feel happy. remembering all the simple little things that used to make me happy. all the dumb stuff my little brother and i used to do. and how lovely and delightful it was to be young.
There were cogs, wheels, pistons, lubricants, steam pipes, little gnomish men walking around constantly making adjustments, manuals laying about filled with all manner of arcane calculations, and some annoying woman from Brooklyn over the loudspeaker coordinating everything. I never knew female pleasure was that complicated.
There's something about going down that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
There's something about going down that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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gotham2:
female pleasure isn't all that complicated, you just have to know how to do it right. and i imagine from your enthusiasm that you do, and that the manuals laying about are not really needed. ah, yes. the warm fuzzy feeling.
we should have a chess match. from the sounds of it we're about equal in ability. check.
we should have a chess match. from the sounds of it we're about equal in ability. check.
krista:
Lucky for me, pleasure is easily attained.
Damn the whole technology thing. I can't live without, but it makes my life hell.
Oh, that is really a picture of me. From about 3 years ago.
Damn the whole technology thing. I can't live without, but it makes my life hell.
Oh, that is really a picture of me. From about 3 years ago.
A few points:
(i) Merely because the woman on strings assigns the grades at the end of the term doesn't mean that what she says is right.
(ii) If I ever try to participate in another gender politics discussion, I want someone to kick me in the head and say, "No," like they were talking to a four-year-old who should've known better.
(iii) Searching For...
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(i) Merely because the woman on strings assigns the grades at the end of the term doesn't mean that what she says is right.
(ii) If I ever try to participate in another gender politics discussion, I want someone to kick me in the head and say, "No," like they were talking to a four-year-old who should've known better.
(iii) Searching For...
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letigre:
we lost winona a very long time ago. *sniff* 
gotham2:
well put. interesting.
Searching for Bobby Fischer is a great movie. plus i love chess, i'm good, except all the people around me aren't very good and i always win...
or maybe i'm very very good... and they're somewhat decent.
Searching for Bobby Fischer is a great movie. plus i love chess, i'm good, except all the people around me aren't very good and i always win...
or maybe i'm very very good... and they're somewhat decent.