reagan

for those who dont already know it, its true. i am a man. not just any man, but a 'dude'. yes. a dude.
i belch, vomit, smell like a college dormitory.
im lazy, mellow, and dont give a shit about anyone.

the only difference between me and your average 'dude' if that i dont tell some bullshit story to get the ladies.

(yea thats right. im on to you, fuckwad)