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Wednesday Oct 28, 2009

Oct 28, 2009
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puke I'm sick.

This October man... It seems I've picked everything up but Swine Flu. sheesh! See what happens when I get social with people in the real world? They infect me! hahahaacCcCOUGHCOUGHHACKCOUGHLUNGCHUNKhrrrrmm! cough. 'scuse me. ugh. I must admit that I'm feeling better than I have the last couple days. Just in time to do nothing at all for Halloween! Yeah. Not dressing up. I'll likely not be 100% by Saturday anyhow. Plus it's too late to arrange a costume of any kind. Oh well.

whatever frown skull

Le Playlist Personal. Just a mess of songs that match my personality as close as any creation composed by others can. No big deeeeeeal.

okay. Hold up. wtf is the deal with this?!

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Are Americans so lazy now that they can't lift a dumbbell? This is not only marginally hilarious but fucking sad as all hell. I'm all for women jiggling and gripping vibrating/pneumatic/hydraulic devices... but meh.

All I know is PORNSTARS should have arms like friggin' stone. I bet Belladonna and Sasha Grey could lift around 500 fucking lbs easily.



RANDOM.

Seeing as I didn't give you enough info about me last time... y'know, when I divulged my stats/abilities like those cardboard GI Joe action figure "files"... Here are some random facts about me that are a bit more interesting and pertinent. *ahem*

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- I didn't take my first breath until 5 minutes, 12 seconds after being born.

- I'm an only child. Allegedly.

- At age 8, I invented a game called Fat. Essentially, it could also be called "giant spitwad tag". But use water instead of spit when making your moist ball of toilet paper. Spit's just nasty.

- My mother nearly moved to China so a famous monk could train me in martial arts (as well as Buddhism). I was five.

- Apparently, I had an invisible brother growing up, but I have no recollection of him. And I remember a lot about my childhood.

- As long as I keep my clothes on, I'm halfway decent looking.

- I was Mr. Teen Southern California back in '96... when I was 13. Hadn't even hit 14 yet.

- I like Stove Top stuffing.

- I love to write and draw and shit, but I don't show off my work. Because I believe it sucks.

- I wanted to be a neurosurgeon/virologist/paleontologist when I grew up. So much for that.

- I've attempted suicide once. And continually think about it.

- If I could live in any time period, it'd be turn of the (20th) century Italy.

- I still have my wisdom teeth.

- Babies and dogs always stare at me. With an unblinking intensity. It's very strange.

- When I was 10, I named my twin cousins (Matthew and William). My aunt would like to take credit, but I distinctly remember that conversation between her and my mom.


Feel free to reveal some crazy-ass facts about yourself. I wanna know more about you jerks! I promise I won't use them to incriminate you in the near-future for my own selfish gain.

Nope.
Not I.

VIEW 25 of 37 COMMENTS
milloux:
I just like the picture!!

..And don't cough on me frown
Nov 3, 2009
moxy:
oooohsmile mine tootongue

<3
Nov 4, 2009

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