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I LOVE PICKLES!!

Hooray, my boyfriend has leave from the Navy from December 21st to January 3rd. I can't wait. We're gonna boink like rabbits! I'm so excited. I haven't gotten laid since August 12th. I'm stoked!!!!
It's all I think about anymore.

My mommy is sending me money for my birthday. I'm excited for that too. Hoooray! She's sending it early because, since I...
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jin1:
You're my new friend.
mistersatan:
Well, I was gonna try, but I just read your journal... damn boyfriends... wink
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MY vision is getting really bad, I think I need glasses.
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goatsgotohell:
I'll let you know where to get one of those vending machines as soon as I find one for myself.

I have a vision test for you btw... just look at Randy and myself...and if you aren't frightened away, you need glasses.
mistersatan:
Unfortunately, Goat has a point there. frown
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I am so happy I have an excuse this year to NOT spend Thanksgiving with my family. "I'm sorry ma, I can't drive that far on my own, I'll get lost, besides,I gotta work." I love it.
Though, I will miss my little ol' gray haired Granny. I miss her, but her stupid little yappie dogs can burn in hell. I should call her to...
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mistersatan:
Well, I'll take you out on a date, even though I have no money at the moment... but I do live close, and I could write you a song and sing it to you... hmmm? smile
pyronautica:
YAY!
No one has ever written a song for me. Except my friend ALana. It went a little something like this...

Ahem...

Pickle Pickle
In my pants...
Pickle Pickle
See me dance!

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.
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I am sore.
Yesterday at physical therapy, my physical torturer, to be left unnamed, made me do these silly squats and lunges and stuff so now my butt muscles are sore. It bites the big one.

But, today at lunch I went swimming. Nothing like a few thousand meters of swimming to calm your nerves and free your mind. I love swimming. I always have....
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goatsgotohell:
I'm not sure where I am less graceful....on land or in the water.

I'm definatly into swimming though, I broke down this year and went to the public pool for the first time in like 5 years...it was alright...I'm big enough apparently that the only kid who ever bugged me was my 10 year old cousin...and she just splashes me until I threaten to dunk her. =)
joyrider:
having a sore ass is no fun. you can't walk, you can't sit, etc. pretty much the only semi-comfortable position is flat on your stomach.
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I don't really feel like typing a journal entry today, but I have nothing else to do, so I might as well...right??

I just got back from my last session of physical therapy for my ACL and Miniscus repair from March. I'm free to do whatever I feel comfortable doing, which is such a relief because I have been forced to be pretty sedentary for...
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goatsgotohell:
Do you at least get to eat all the good food in the fridge and make the kids rub your feet while you watch what you want to watch on the tv?
mistersatan:
So can I be the horny boyfriend who comes over once the adults leave? wink
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OK.
Is there any truth at all behind that whole urban legend of swallowing your gum? I always swallow my gum when the flavor is gone. In fact, I just did. I never really thought about it before, but what if all of the gum I have ever swallowed is still wallowing about in my stomach and it is slowly mutating into an evil alien...
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mistersatan:
You're confused? How d'ya think I feel? I drove up to your house last night and your dad chased me off with his shotgun! Didn't you tell him I was a nice guy? wink
thelemurgod:
Hmm.. seems as if my advice means nothing... smile
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I am so bored

I wish that I had something destructive to do.
Alas, that always ends up with imprisonment.

I wish I had my computer. It still has not arrived yet, therefore I have no chat client. I miss chatting. It's a wicked vice of mine. I'm an addict. Is that so wrong?
mistersatan:
There are worse things in the world to be addicted to, m'dear... you could be smoking banana peels or something equally disgusting. smile
pyronautica:
We'll definitely have to chat when things are up and running for me. Sound like a plan?
:oink:
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I have no money.

Anyone interested in offering me an interest free loan?

I am really beginning to see why college students are so skinny and dirty. Heh, top ramen and ravioli hardly constitute a healthy diet.

I think I am getting sick.
My cheeks feel flushed.

You know, some girl in my Philosophy class today said, "Athiests may not know the word of god,...
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jennypea:
ahhh, i SO know the feeling. the college life is a life of poverty indeed
g_felix:
Hey PyroErotica,

Oh...you're supposed to *eat* peas?!?!?! *GACK*

I just shot them out of a straw when I was a kid.
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The scary part is that I now look back on my college days (took me from 1984 to 1991 to get my undergraduate degree) as the times where I had the most disposable income. Ahhh, mortgages and car loans...
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Well, I've been out of the loop for a while, but moving tends to do that to you.

I'm finally settled. *deep breath* wow, it smells lovely over here, must be the damp climate. The West coast of Washington is so much better than the East.

Political and Social Philosophy is by far my favorite class that I am taking, however...my professor resembles a Hobbit...
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mistersatan:
Welcome to Washington, dear- let any of us SGWA kids know if you need a tour guide.

And thank you for the insights into the female psyche... I hear Borders calling my name right now... smile
gil:
dammmnnn
i was wundrin' what hapend to you
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Well, I did it.
I survived a whole summer working 12 hour days at Potlatch Corp. Last night, was my last night.

Now, in precisely 3 days, I will move to the East Side of Washington.

Last night, the crew that I worked with this summer threw me a little party. It was so great. There was cake, and icecream, Icecream cake, cinnamon rolls, veggie...
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gil:
its always nice to feel loved
glad to see your feeling better
& heve fun moving
pyronautica:
Did I say East Side? I meant West Side. Bah!