OK.
Is there any truth at all behind that whole urban legend of swallowing your gum? I always swallow my gum when the flavor is gone. In fact, I just did. I never really thought about it before, but what if all of the gum I have ever swallowed is still wallowing about in my stomach and it is slowly mutating into an evil alien like creature who will inevitably charge itself up and take over my body!!!
I'm scared. Someone hold me.
Note to self: Throw away your gum.
I wish that I could pee standing up. Guys are so lucky. I'm envious.
Is there any truth at all behind that whole urban legend of swallowing your gum? I always swallow my gum when the flavor is gone. In fact, I just did. I never really thought about it before, but what if all of the gum I have ever swallowed is still wallowing about in my stomach and it is slowly mutating into an evil alien like creature who will inevitably charge itself up and take over my body!!!
I'm scared. Someone hold me.
Note to self: Throw away your gum.
I wish that I could pee standing up. Guys are so lucky. I'm envious.
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mistersatan:
You're confused? How d'ya think I feel? I drove up to your house last night and your dad chased me off with his shotgun! Didn't you tell him I was a nice guy? 
thelemurgod:
Hmm.. seems as if my advice means nothing... 