My uterus hates me. It's official. The other night it tried to break through my lower back and escape from my body. I battled it however, and I locked it into the prison that is my abdomen for the rest of my life! (Or at least until I've popped out a couple kids... then I might set it free.) It is an indentured servant. It...
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jamielee:
Way to go with winning the uterus battle! You'll have to teach me your skills. Mine tried to escape out of my VAGINA the other day. *shakes head*
goatsgotohell:
Well if you ever lose that fight, let me know. Some spanish lady on the bus one day gave me her uterus, she said she didn't want it anymore. It's in pretty good shape, the directions just aren't in english, so I couldn't figure out how it works.
I finished my hair today.
It's completely platinum. FINALLY.
It looks amazing! I'll have pictures soon.
Also, I got a new computer and its like driving a Corvette after you've been driving a beat up Pinto for the last 5 years. Amazing. I'm so happy with it.
It's completely platinum. FINALLY.
It looks amazing! I'll have pictures soon.
Also, I got a new computer and its like driving a Corvette after you've been driving a beat up Pinto for the last 5 years. Amazing. I'm so happy with it.
goatsgotohell:
Congrats, cheers to new computers. 
goatsgotohell:
So are we pretending we're both past 30 now?
Cuz if you're asking, I'm saying yes. 
Cuz if you're asking, I'm saying yes.
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roxy:
I'd love to come see you!!! I've actually been thinking about visiting up there for spring break next year. Because really, I gotta get back there and see all the people I love! (which includes you, and like, two other people). Yeah, I think I'll make that a plan.
Oh, the the glasses are awesome! I need new ones soooo badly!
Oh, the the glasses are awesome! I need new ones soooo badly!
jamielee:
Those look HOT! <3
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hatefulerin:
I'm blonde now too, but not nearly as blonde as you. You look adorable!
hatefulerin:
I was totally in the middle of writing a comment to you and then maybe I got distracted or something.
You're coming into town for the Decemberists, right? You should see my hair then.
You're coming into town for the Decemberists, right? You should see my hair then.
mistersatan:
Hahahaha, good god.
goatsgotohell:
Pooping makes me just as happy. Congrats!
I want to get married and have babies.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
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jamielee:
Me too. *sigh* This is a problem.
How are you doing, pretty girl??
How are you doing, pretty girl??
volkov:
that's what kittens are for! or babysitting other's kids. it's a surefire cure!
ps. if you and Roxy have a lovechild it'll be stolen away by secret government organizations...or some supersecret illuminatus fashion modeling/ supersmartubergeek organization.
either way it'd make for good tv.
*hugs*
v
ps. if you and Roxy have a lovechild it'll be stolen away by secret government organizations...or some supersecret illuminatus fashion modeling/ supersmartubergeek organization.
either way it'd make for good tv.
*hugs*
v
I spent $50 on iTunes yesterday purchasing music that I used to own but somehow lost.
I hate doing that. I really really really do.
I tried to replace my checkerboard slip on Vans this weekend. The ones that I bought two years ago for $14. Yeah, no go. They're retailing for $40 now!! I want a new pair so bad but I can't bring...
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I hate doing that. I really really really do.
I tried to replace my checkerboard slip on Vans this weekend. The ones that I bought two years ago for $14. Yeah, no go. They're retailing for $40 now!! I want a new pair so bad but I can't bring...
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atomic_tiki:
orly? what happen to Idaho?
remj:
Decemberists = good things. I'm going cd shopping tomorrow night for the one that comes out tomorrow. I think.
I lost my music collection to a break-in at my apartment once. My roommate swore he'd never own another CD again...I wasn't quite as difficult as that, but I archive now.
Decemberists in November!
I lost my music collection to a break-in at my apartment once. My roommate swore he'd never own another CD again...I wasn't quite as difficult as that, but I archive now.
Decemberists in November!
New pictures.
Oh Joy.
Oh Joy.
volkov:
you mean JOY!
roxy:
Hi.
I hope you're well, gimme a call sometime...
I hope you're well, gimme a call sometime...
goatsgotohell:
Indeed it is, you should know that. 
Btw, when we going to that resort, that's awesome.
Btw, when we going to that resort, that's awesome.
My dad asked me if I was gay today.
It was weird.
I said no.
It was weird.
I said no.
samling:
i'd be wigged out if my dad asked me that.
goatsgotohell:
Gay for jesus?
If so, I'll change my name. 
If so, I'll change my name.