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Weird conversation

Dec 1, 2020
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This weekend I was able to end an argument between my friend and his wife about their toilet. My friend built his place before he met his wife and he built it for him. He put in what's called a men's toilet, it's more pointed in the front than your typical toilet. She wants him to replace it with a more typical round one. I told her that toilet has to stay you don't like the looks but us guys don't like it when we sit down and the tip of our dicks hit the inside of the bowl. She was stunned and asked "is that really a thing????" He and I both saying yes at the same time convinced her. The things you learn about the opposite sex are so strange.

user0616220901:
Omg, I just learned something new!
Dec 1, 2020
saii:
I always wondered if that was an issue. 😂 Thanks for the clarification!
Dec 5, 2020

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