Do you ever think that when Superman was a teenager, that the first girl to suck him off had her brains blown out like a shotgun blast when he nutted???

I know it's kind of fucked up, but how would he know how powerful he really is.

What album should everyone listen to in their lifetime?

I have a couple of suggestions but I've narrowed it down to AC/DC Back in Black. I have an older brother who bout that album when it first came out and seriously I've been listening to it ever since. I can't find a bad song on the entire record.

@missy @rambo

miyumiyu:
I think about Muse - Origin of symmetry , it is immortal

Walking back to the car after I notice two women walking towards me a blond and a brunette. I had been making eye contact with the blond and when she got close I said "Hi Beautiful. The brunette said hi and I said no, not you her pointing to the blond woman.

The blond woman turned bright red I'm guessing out of embarrassment, her...
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cersei:
oh, I don't think she took away the compliment from her friend, she maybe thought it was for both of them and got upset that you pointed it was not...  

Its a bad sign when you go to pick up a girl for a date and she is well into her second bottle of wine. I understand being nervous but being incoherent is way worse.

I think om just going to give up.

I've started talking to a neighbor girl that I really like. This weekend she asked me why I've not tried to kiss her. I didn't wast to kiss her while my hands, arms and part of my face are covers in poison ivy or whatever it is.

I really need to stop doing yard work, it's killing my life.

First date...
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I ordered some shirts and all but one of them showed up. The last one went on backorder right after I ordered it, no problem I can wait. Friday it finally showed up and because I was such a patient person they gave me a $100 gift card for naked wines. I gave the card to my sister because I don't drink anymore.

I...
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A friend of mine is mad at me for not being mad that she has a boyfriend. I'm actually very happy for her.

Our office manager called me aside after she yelled at me and he just laughed. Apparently she's had a crush on me for the past year or so even when I was dating someone else in the office.

I'll...
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melusine2908:
I'll never understand people who date others just to get someone jealous, like... the other person is also a human being, don't hurt others just for your own plans... But it is funny when they expect some sort of reaction from you and you don't give it to them so the freak out heeh! 

I done doing yard work forever. I had a 6 month checkup with the doctor but over the weekend I managed to cover my lower legs and arms with poison ivy. The doctor wanted to take my blood pressure but when I rolled up my sleeve he saw the rash and said "Well your blood pressure isn't that important right now".

I got a...
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