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Oct 16, 2015
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I had a funny one, I sent the girl a single red rose to her at the office a week and a half ago. last night I was over at her place and she is just floating, I mean wow I've never seen her like this. this is awesome.

She pins me in the kitchen and tells me to stop sending her flowers at work it's a little embarrassing and not easy for her to get them home.

OK I'm a little clueless at this point, she grabs the vase with 7 long stem red roses that the florist kept sending her every other day.

Now I know why she's floating.

I straightened it up with the florist this morning, it cost more than a dozen roses and a bottle of wine but that screw up made me look like a god.

I really hope that I'm that cool again someday

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