We had two design submittals due, one friday and one today and somewhere way too late my boss asked me to do something that I had already done, I responded with "I don't listen to the voiced in my head so what makes me think that I'm going to listen to you". watching him set the drawings down on my desk and walk away laughing his ass off was freaking priceless.
I'm starting to think the main reason he keeps me around is for when I say the most inappropriate things at the worst times.