The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
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Another uneventful day in the life of a lepor. Well not entirely uneventful another drunk hipster threatened me for looking at him tonight and called me a faggot. I hate this town. I left Orange County to escape this shit. It seems to follow me.
I need to learn to not AIM people who clearly cannot stand talking me. I wish i knew how to...
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tuesday:
Why didn't you AIM me yesterday??? I was having such a shit day but I didn't spent too much time online I guess. My boyfriend came home and took over the computer so I sat and watched some crackhead movie on HBO...
apathy_activist:
i don't think you're annoying.
and those people are everywhere.. you can't escape it, you just have to suck it up. why did you move to portland? other than getting outta california. . . that seems to be a given.
and those people are everywhere.. you can't escape it, you just have to suck it up. why did you move to portland? other than getting outta california. . . that seems to be a given.
Is it possible to kill someone with that dry Finnish bread they sell at the market for people suffering from Catholic guilt syndrome?
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demigauge:
maybe....
cobalt:
It's all about bread, isn't it?? HA
Any way you asked what I did for a living - I work for a billion dollar computer reseller company and manage their strategic "War Room" - basically a Bid Desk that works on winning large deals in the wintel market.
Any way you asked what I did for a living - I work for a billion dollar computer reseller company and manage their strategic "War Room" - basically a Bid Desk that works on winning large deals in the wintel market.
Infotainment!!
I think I'm getting sick, maybe a pack of virginia slims menthols are in order?
Instead of doing school work I think I'll sit here and watch videos of crash tests.
Instead of doing school work I think I'll sit here and watch videos of crash tests.
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daisuki:
virginia slims just came out with a new ultra ultra uber slim and it looks like long, thin needle. i'm a big fan.
avanttard:
One guy always brings in naked pictures of a lady I refer to as "Joe Piscopo".
Another interesting weekend ahead of me. Hopefully I'll go to fred meyes, it's the most exciting event in my life, the grocery store. For some strange reason I get really involved in conversations with myself at the market, and sometimes I think i talk out loud. Needless to say I'm not very efficient at shopping, it's hard to be if you are wandering around laughing...
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roamingaround:
Fondling cheese is also good stress relief.
Even more subversive than actually talking out loud is making facial expressions that correspond with your inner dialogue, while not saying anything. Do you do that, too?
Even more subversive than actually talking out loud is making facial expressions that correspond with your inner dialogue, while not saying anything. Do you do that, too?
dutch123:
Near NW yeah kinda. I guess, technically, it's considered downtown.....but, Nah.
Yes, I'm still gonna do glassblowing, it starts in august or september or something though.........
You should get into it.... I think it would just be interesting to have as a skill, hobby maybe?.....Or, i could take to the streets and sell my work out of a suitcase.......
I was just in Fred Meyers today....I don't think i want to go back....some crazy pervert was mumbling about female body parts in the candy aisle.........
Yes, I'm still gonna do glassblowing, it starts in august or september or something though.........
You should get into it.... I think it would just be interesting to have as a skill, hobby maybe?.....Or, i could take to the streets and sell my work out of a suitcase.......
I was just in Fred Meyers today....I don't think i want to go back....some crazy pervert was mumbling about female body parts in the candy aisle.........
I've been watching my SETI program for two hours already. WOW the fun never ends. My best Gaussian was: power 1.06. fit 6.066. Beat that asshole. *fiddles thumbs waiting for my account to expire, why am i here typind this?*
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roamingaround:
Cum back to "Ejaculations," james.
mistersatan:
If not, it totally needs to fucking happen. We could be the pioneers- we'd make MILLIONS!
J is for James who took lye by mistake. 
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evel:
you know, i used to have this friend who had a theory about irvine being the actual gateway to hell. when you think about it, it doesn't seem like an entirely impossible idea does it?
avanttard:
That would be great if you would. Thanks.
And I was always sad that there was no Gashlycrumb for my name.
And I was always sad that there was no Gashlycrumb for my name.
If Kristin Hersh were my mom, ours would be a house of incest.
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apathy_activist:
love is so sweet, in all it's crazy forms.
lenore:
I don't know...I've heard ardvarks are rather amiable 
I amuse myself with a certain quantity of drugs and alcohol. A week later a "Belle and Sebastian quality Tea Towel of Industrial life in Scottland" is delivered by the post. I wonder if there isn't a relationship between the two events? And what is a tea towel?
Good thing i don't have an ebay account.
Good thing i don't have an ebay account.
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psmith:
what the fuck is a tea towel? what am i supposed to do with it? wipe up spilled tea?
demigauge:
makes me wonder what sort of things you would ahve bought if you did have an account o ebay...maybe a ball gag hhehehehe
That is the best idea I've heard from you yet, my man.