took my born again christian married sister to a bar tonight, or rather several bars, in every bar at least one guy hit on her, I left her talking to one "I trade stocks" guy. Maybe she will "sin" tonight.
I'd like to "sin" as well, but that doesn't happen. *sits and waits for technolgically advanced aliens to turn me into a hot chick so...
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I'd like to "sin" as well, but that doesn't happen. *sits and waits for technolgically advanced aliens to turn me into a hot chick so...
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Christian relative week. I think i need "cock in all holes" to clean myself now.
apathy_activist:
watch out for the nostril. it can hurt the first few times.
tretiak:
Plenty of lube for the nostrils, but don't use the cherry anal-ease. You can smell it for weeks.
Please Sir remove this ithy-phallic statue from my secret collection, my pants are full.
mistersatan:
The fish part I can do. As for Dr. Jack making a house call... well, it's not the best idea to be drinking alcohol (a depressant) when you don't have your medication (an anti-depressant).
And I'm not totally convinced of the effectiveness of St. John's Wort myself, but like the lady said, at least it's something. I went to the drugstore the other night for some 5HTP, but they didn't have any. Fuckers.
And I'm not totally convinced of the effectiveness of St. John's Wort myself, but like the lady said, at least it's something. I went to the drugstore the other night for some 5HTP, but they didn't have any. Fuckers.
Once again, i was threatened by an SUV. Walking home on Burnside, some homeless Indians saw my Siouxsie and the Banshees shirt, got excited and started singing "In Isreal...", i stopped to watch, one of the guys fell into the street and as i was moving to help him up some prick in an Expedition decided to swerve towards us, honking his horn. He came...
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tretiak:
The earth must be cleansed in blood.
_sarah_:
Ugh... don't even get me started on SUVs and the yuppies who drive them. Ugh.
Why would someone steal and old volvo that doesn't even have a CD player in it?
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tretiak:
That sucks donkey dong.
I would recommend lying on the floor listening to "loveless" on headphones for 6 or 8 hours while browsing the Auto Trader, Euro Import edition.
I would recommend lying on the floor listening to "loveless" on headphones for 6 or 8 hours while browsing the Auto Trader, Euro Import edition.
mistersatan:
Somehow, I knew that.
Met a girl on one of those personals sites,we IMed, I bored her to death. I should not expect to find someone who is interested in me. I am wasting my time.
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bionicfemme:
Not true! You are not boring. I like your writing and anybody that can write anything as hilarious as you have seems very interesting to me.
Those personal sites blow. Schleprock is having problems with them as well. I'm tired of meeting crazies over the internet and I think I will pull all of my ads today.
You seem like a good person, and that girl is just dumb. I suggest you get a couple of drinks and watch "Teen Girl Squad" on homestarrrunner.com, lol.
Those personal sites blow. Schleprock is having problems with them as well. I'm tired of meeting crazies over the internet and I think I will pull all of my ads today.
You seem like a good person, and that girl is just dumb. I suggest you get a couple of drinks and watch "Teen Girl Squad" on homestarrrunner.com, lol.
apathy_activist:
The Bionic-one speaks the truth. Most people on the internet are boring, that's why they're here instead of the real world. You sir, are not.
I miss our chats about urban development.
and your new nickname is one of my favorites of all time.
[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
I miss our chats about urban development.
and your new nickname is one of my favorites of all time.
[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
Sometimes the underside of a bus looks like a good place to be.
mistersatan:
What if you're strapped to it like in Cape Fear?
apathy_activist:
you mean you want to be a bus mechanic?
You do not use a Macintosh
Instead you use a Tandy
KOMPRESSOR BREAK YOUR GLOWSTICK!
KOMPRESSOR EAT YOUR CANDY!
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE
Instead you use a Tandy
KOMPRESSOR BREAK YOUR GLOWSTICK!
KOMPRESSOR EAT YOUR CANDY!
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE
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bionicfemme:
LOL!!!!!
*In Zsa Zsa Gabor's voice* "That was hilaaaaarious, darling."
*In Zsa Zsa Gabor's voice* "That was hilaaaaarious, darling."
tawnya:
very astute observation my fair james 
His reputation tarnished by rumours that he was having an affair with the Tory shadow minister of defense, Young Betrand took to threataning the homeless with sharp tea cup handles in the wrong parts of Coventry.
"Fancy a snog with the wrong end of a jagged tea cup!" He shouted as he darted from one side of the street to the other.
Across town, Aunt...
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tawnya:
YAY! you're back! wheefun!
*does happy dance*
*does happy dance*
tawnya:
sorry i disappeared, trillian really does hate me, it locked up. but now i'm saying bye cause i can't get back on AIM. 
"I AM THE RUMPOLE OF THE WORLD!" screamed young Betrand
as he stood on the bonnet of his dented Bristol. He was dressed in Aunt Agath's
Sunday dress and had on one shoe..
"WHEN ROME FALLS FALLS THE EARTH"
The local rancid pole cats had gathered around the car to watch the spectacle unaware of the fact that Bertrand was planning on making kitten pie....
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tawnya:
i'm so torn, it's taken me forever to get it this long. and it's just to that SUPER annoying point. i just think i look retarded with hair.
mistersatan:
Because I'm that kind of prick, that's why.
cool.