Saturday Jul 05, 2003

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Susan was an aspiring artist.
She read Camus because she couldn't understand Sartre.
She decided to end it all with the jagged end of a broken tea cup on Canada day and called it "intertextual play."
The jagged edge wasn't sharp enough so she went to Walmart instead.




http://pondicherrymypanty.blogspot.com/







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godzuki:
hey the man - sorry to cut our conversation short; it was nice to meet you.
roxy:
Hey -- yeah, the two times we've met I haven't really had much to say either... but I didn't have much to say to anyone, because I'm like that. It's hard for me to talk to people, especially ones I don't know too well, and super especially in groups.

And I know I shouldn't beat myself up for it... but sometimes I can't help it.

Wednesday Jul 02, 2003

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Act Two Scene Three:
The Ascent towards a WC on the Top of a Small Hill
or a history of class relations in Pembroke County.


Gwenhwyfar (not on horse, hose not rolled)
"Culde be gifen me a haend with
the rollen of me hose?"


Margaret verch Gruffith ap Gwyn (on horse, hose rolled)
"Roll your own bleeding hose you soot
faced coal mining twat, this...
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mistersatan:
We could totally construct an entire revision of Welsh history centered around this fabulous product.

Just wait until you see what plans I have for feudal Japan and Oxy Clean.

Monday Jun 30, 2003

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"He joined the Royal Navy and docked his Submarine in Calcutta"







The End of the World will begin at a Tea Party
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csilla:
aww girlfriends are fun. i'm sure you could find one!!
mistersatan:
What are you talking about? The literary possibilities of the roll-a-hose are endless and myriad.

Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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I am free of family. Strangely I'm not excited, I discovered that my hyper Orange County christian sister is a lot easier to be around after I've gotten her drunk, and i think i may actually have enjoyed being around her. My life is quiet again - which means i go back to being alone in a city were i know no one. I went...
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mistersatan:
Just remember- meeting people may be easy, but eating people is meaty.

Lemme know if you decide to head up north- we'll go grab a beer and discuss life's injustices.

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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took my born again christian married sister to a bar tonight, or rather several bars, in every bar at least one guy hit on her, I left her talking to one "I trade stocks" guy. Maybe she will "sin" tonight.

I'd like to "sin" as well, but that doesn't happen. *sits and waits for technolgically advanced aliens to turn me into a hot chick so...
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johnnyfive:
like rob schneider in hot chick?!?!
smile
johnnyfive:
hey...wait a minute. that's danger mouse!
cool.

Monday Jun 23, 2003

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Christian relative week. I think i need "cock in all holes" to clean myself now.
apathy_activist:
watch out for the nostril. it can hurt the first few times.
tretiak:
Plenty of lube for the nostrils, but don't use the cherry anal-ease. You can smell it for weeks.

Sunday Jun 22, 2003

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Please Sir remove this ithy-phallic statue from my secret collection, my pants are full.
mistersatan:
The fish part I can do. As for Dr. Jack making a house call... well, it's not the best idea to be drinking alcohol (a depressant) when you don't have your medication (an anti-depressant).

And I'm not totally convinced of the effectiveness of St. John's Wort myself, but like the lady said, at least it's something. I went to the drugstore the other night for some 5HTP, but they didn't have any. Fuckers.

Wednesday Jun 18, 2003

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Once again, i was threatened by an SUV. Walking home on Burnside, some homeless Indians saw my Siouxsie and the Banshees shirt, got excited and started singing "In Isreal...", i stopped to watch, one of the guys fell into the street and as i was moving to help him up some prick in an Expedition decided to swerve towards us, honking his horn. He came...
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tretiak:
The earth must be cleansed in blood.
_sarah_:
Ugh... don't even get me started on SUVs and the yuppies who drive them. Ugh.

Friday Jun 13, 2003

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Why would someone steal and old volvo that doesn't even have a CD player in it?

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tretiak:
That sucks donkey dong.

I would recommend lying on the floor listening to "loveless" on headphones for 6 or 8 hours while browsing the Auto Trader, Euro Import edition.
mistersatan:
Somehow, I knew that.

Wednesday Jun 11, 2003

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Met a girl on one of those personals sites,we IMed, I bored her to death. I should not expect to find someone who is interested in me. I am wasting my time.
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bionicfemme:
Not true! You are not boring. I like your writing and anybody that can write anything as hilarious as you have seems very interesting to me.

Those personal sites blow. Schleprock is having problems with them as well. I'm tired of meeting crazies over the internet and I think I will pull all of my ads today.

You seem like a good person, and that girl is just dumb. I suggest you get a couple of drinks and watch "Teen Girl Squad" on homestarrrunner.com, lol.
apathy_activist:
The Bionic-one speaks the truth. Most people on the internet are boring, that's why they're here instead of the real world. You sir, are not.

I miss our chats about urban development.

and your new nickname is one of my favorites of all time.



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Tuesday Jun 10, 2003

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Sometimes the underside of a bus looks like a good place to be.
mistersatan:
What if you're strapped to it like in Cape Fear?
apathy_activist:
you mean you want to be a bus mechanic?
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