I don't want to be scorekeeper again this year. Why did I say yes? You can't cheer your kid on from the scorekeeper's box. 
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When the big wigs were out this way last I spoke up and asked when I could go full-time. I even offered to work a split shift until we grew enough to justify having more staff on board. Apparently it worked because it's happening. It's going to be grueling, but it means so much to my family financially, and to me it means the ability...
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smuffy:
yay for full time!
bleeder:
Yes!
I can't believe you remember! That is so awesome.
He is still hot.
I can't believe you remember! That is so awesome.
He is still hot.
1) Mmmmm tofu. I want to go to this. Who's coming? 
2) I totally have a Zoetica-style scowl going on in this profile picture I dug up.
I really need to get a new digital camera.
3) One of my all-time favorite people I've known since 4th grade found me on myspace. Who knew that place was actually good for something?
There was some other...
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2) I totally have a Zoetica-style scowl going on in this profile picture I dug up.
I really need to get a new digital camera.
3) One of my all-time favorite people I've known since 4th grade found me on myspace. Who knew that place was actually good for something?
There was some other...
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thefreak:
Ooh, I forgot you were on KOL.
I haven't been on in forever, though.
How goes it? 
-TM
pudding:
i like that you say the things i want to but don't
My mommy responsibilities are increasing. Private school applications, baseball, etc...
I'm finally getting the tools I need to get serious about this career of mine. My one and only contractor has the worst case of adult ADD I've ever seen, so this is easier said than done. This is not hyperbole, I swear. If I try to talk to him for more than 20 seconds...
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I'm finally getting the tools I need to get serious about this career of mine. My one and only contractor has the worst case of adult ADD I've ever seen, so this is easier said than done. This is not hyperbole, I swear. If I try to talk to him for more than 20 seconds...
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finch:
mommy responsibilities scare me.
i'm sure you're rad at them
i'm sure you're rad at them
elizathetroll:
It's Mocha. No personal acquaintance of mine, just one of those annoying "persons above me" from Silliness.
I found out today I've been driving with no reverse lights since I moved here. Thanks, Bro, for lying and saying the truck mom gave me was safe.
I was feeling nauseous and hurty all morning. I crawled out of bed and we went into town to run a few errands and go to the store. On the way home I realized it was two...
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I was feeling nauseous and hurty all morning. I crawled out of bed and we went into town to run a few errands and go to the store. On the way home I realized it was two...
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syncope:
Bring it on! Though I must find a woman willing to accept my seed.
nofi:
hey baby! where you at?
check out the thread i just started in phone tag. i bet you're the only person on here who will find it funny.
check out the thread i just started in phone tag. i bet you're the only person on here who will find it funny.
1) I have a new key on my keyring. 
(If you've been reading my journal regularly I'm sure you know what that means and how much it is about to reduce my stress level) *exhales*
2) I've got a gin and tonic and after a short nap I'm making orange chicken, broccoli beef and a little seared ahi for dinner.
3) I've got a new...
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(If you've been reading my journal regularly I'm sure you know what that means and how much it is about to reduce my stress level) *exhales*
2) I've got a gin and tonic and after a short nap I'm making orange chicken, broccoli beef and a little seared ahi for dinner.
3) I've got a new...
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marginwalker2002:
Oh yes, I watched SoaP. I laughed my ass off. Ireally should have kept track of how many times the phrase "Are you fuicking kidding me?" was used.
joscelyne:
Haha, "Dinkin flicka."
I had a really yummy ripe papaya for breakfast. It's been downhill from there.
Today my glasses broke, I lost one of the arm pieces for them, finding it later after it had been run over.
My contractor was too much of a pussy to come down to the airport to deal with me so he met his drivers somewhere else to give them their...
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Today my glasses broke, I lost one of the arm pieces for them, finding it later after it had been run over.
My contractor was too much of a pussy to come down to the airport to deal with me so he met his drivers somewhere else to give them their...
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thefreak:
OK, just as long as it wasn't something I did.
Everything OK?
-TM
Everything OK?
-TM
toothpickmoe:
I do agree with you in a way, but since salsa actually just means sauce it's pretty much acceptable. But only just barely.
OK, enough of that whiny bullshit. Everyone gets it, Jess. Your extended family sucks. Hawaii is super expensive. Your truck sucks. Your job sucks. Shuuuuuuut up.
I didn't realize until a few days ago that I have an ocean view. Granted there's power lines in it, but still. I can see a lot of ocean. Also I get unlimited kisses and hugs and laughter and...
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I didn't realize until a few days ago that I have an ocean view. Granted there's power lines in it, but still. I can see a lot of ocean. Also I get unlimited kisses and hugs and laughter and...
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atomicant:
it changes on a pretty regular basis, but i like the new one a lot. might keep it.
snakeplissken:
Somehow the dogs playing poker just seemed appropriate. Also, the restroom.
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snakeplissken:
So I tried that Amys Organic Spinach and Feta. It was pretty good despite its' complete lack of meat. Next time I buy a pack of pepperoni for it. Or would that be blasphemous?
snakeplissken:
Yeah, the crust on that pizza was easily the best of any frozen pizza I've had. The toppings too were great, but it just missed that sort of "meaty quality". And of course by "meaty quality" I mean greasy meat fat taste.
Ooh, firing incompetent people is fun.
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zetamale:
That sounds fun. I wish I had power...
belllla:
When I was like... 20 to 24-ish... I worked at a job where I had to fire a LOT of people. (I tracked attendance in a call center...) 
Now... 10 years later... I still see people around town that I fired ALL the time. Every time someone looks familiar, I think... "oh no..."
Now... 10 years later... I still see people around town that I fired ALL the time. Every time someone looks familiar, I think... "oh no..."
PRockGooseScout? As per usual, blame RyanD. 
And now...a conversation with a Maui elementary school principal.
And now...a conversation with a Maui elementary school principal.
Me: Hello?
Mrs. Principal: Hello, Mrs. PRock, sorry for not getting back to you sooner, I've been out of the office for a few days.
Me: No worries.
That's me assimilating back into island culture. Thanks for noticing
Mrs. Principal: I understand you have some concerns with SonofPRock not being...
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_elichrusos:
I learned to read when I was two, but was judged slow in school. Then, a kindly professor snapped me up for advanced childrens mathematics courses.
It was true love. I have strange ideas that every child deserves awesome experineces with the cool parts of mathematics. It doesn't need to be made something laborious.
What's a Unity Church?
It was true love. I have strange ideas that every child deserves awesome experineces with the cool parts of mathematics. It doesn't need to be made something laborious.
What's a Unity Church?
thefreak:
Smart kid.
-TM
-TM
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toothpickmoe:
Ooh, that's a good one this week. The CostCo one is priceless.
smuffy:
oh shit that is sooo fucked up.
On another note, you were giddy about me having to change my phone plan due to ridiculous overages.