What that's it? That all you got, Life? Psh! Pussy.
Feeling young, today. Well why shouldn't I? I am young. I'm all in "Bring the pain" mode. 
Ready to kick ass and take names. Been having peaceful nights lately(thank you,thank you,thank you), so I think I have extra energy. I'll make an effort to be nice, today.
I started packing for the move, last night....
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Feeling young, today. Well why shouldn't I? I am young. I'm all in "Bring the pain" mode. Ready to kick ass and take names. Been having peaceful nights lately(thank you,thank you,thank you), so I think I have extra energy. I'll make an effort to be nice, today.
I started packing for the move, last night....
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babybeezer:
Thanks for the big warm hug, it was excellent. Made me feel all warm and tingly inside....
clara:
Thanks!
It's Time To Turn Off Your Computer When...
1. You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first.
2. You name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of a flight with...
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1. You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first.
2. You name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of a flight with...
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user8935778:
hehee funny scottish joke.
hollywoodrocks:
i really appreciate the post.. it does mean a lot..
Thank you,
Thank you,
http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,57316,00.html
Started today with a caffeine high, that still hasn't left me. Woohoo! Thanks for the attention, yesterday. A certain problem has been a little worse, lately, and it's starting to wear me down. But I'm tough.
Here's another interesting tidbit, I learned today: The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows." Makes you think.
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treehugger:
so does peace mean somthing like "i don't want your cows"?
user8935778:
why so much obsession with the golden girls?
My old friends are...*shrugs* I'm too openminded to label it.
They have a habit of getting me into HORRIFIC trouble. Thankfully(and regrettably), only a handful are left. I once was the same, but I changed. Not deep down, but on the surface. At least, I can go through the motions of being a decent guy. But then what the hell do I know.
I've been...
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They have a habit of getting me into HORRIFIC trouble. Thankfully(and regrettably), only a handful are left. I once was the same, but I changed. Not deep down, but on the surface. At least, I can go through the motions of being a decent guy. But then what the hell do I know.
I've been...
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likittysplit:
you made me giggle......
rawr_ima_monster:
give me the brain, I forgot what lettuce is. oh well, I gave it a shot with the games, but I know when social behavior's got me beat.
-hehehehe...my piece? hehehehe.
Dave
-hehehehe...my piece? hehehehe.
Dave
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Snuggles killed Bea Arthur! Sweet merciful jesus! Why, Snuggles?! Why?! NOOOOOOOOO!
On a lighter note, tell me the best and worst pickup lines, you've heard.
(I know, it's subjective)
Best:
"Excuse me, miss. Can you spare a moment for me to hit on you?"
or
"So, what lines HAVEN'T you heard tonight? I like to be original."
Worst:
"If beauty were a...
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eris:
"your tits are nice in your pictures"
who in hell thinks i'm gonna say, "really? let's go have sex"????
who in hell thinks i'm gonna say, "really? let's go have sex"????
lilyluv:
ahhhhhh!!!
(runs and hides from psycho snuggles)
(runs and hides from psycho snuggles)
PHRASES I REPEAT ALMOST EVERY DAY
While driving...
Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal?
Two lanes, two speeds.
Slow traffic keep right.
Eeeeek!
...Why?
Oh, sure. Hurry up to get in front of me and go slow.
While at work...
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* Yeees?
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* Yeees.
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* I'll be...
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While driving...
Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal?
Two lanes, two speeds.
Slow traffic keep right.
Eeeeek!
...Why?
Oh, sure. Hurry up to get in front of me and go slow.
While at work...
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* Yeees?
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* Yeees.
*in a calm, spooky, low voice* I'll be...
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miffy:
they ARE blueberry. but they are moist all the way through, even the stump of the muffin!
When I'm driving, I call all cars Mr. _____ whatever type of car they are. or "gramma/grampa jones" if they are slow.
"don't even think about it, mr honda!"
When I'm driving, I call all cars Mr. _____ whatever type of car they are. or "gramma/grampa jones" if they are slow.
"don't even think about it, mr honda!"
melissa2:
Baldy.........but you got a lot of hair thats not on your ass....
Don't let this go to your head, but you kick ass. 
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takeshi21:
Hmm.. you didn't get the email I sent? Lemme try sending another. Tell me if you don't get it.
mohollyweird:
Thank you, thank you, yes, yesw I fo kick ass, but whuts with the butt rape? Why am I bleeding from the arse? what happened here? I'm so sorry, just because I'm really handsome and live in West Hollywood, does that mean I'm fruity? I'm only a DRAMA queen! Gadzooks!
But thanks for noticing I have a tight butt.
But thanks for noticing I have a tight butt.
I'll turn your eyes to the past,
To the longing days of old,
To see your tears oh so warm,
And your heart so bitter cold.
To the longing days of old,
To see your tears oh so warm,
And your heart so bitter cold.
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mistersatan:
You got that right.
And your profile pic makes me feel all funny...
And your profile pic makes me feel all funny...
aoife:
Yeah, he does suck donkey dick. But what he was really good at was not calling. It makes me feel better to know that at least some guys worry about calling and such the same way I do.
It makes me feel better to know that at least some guys worry about calling and such the same way I do. I'm a nervous driver to begin with, but I hate driving in unknown areas. Last night, no exception.
After we visited with his girlfriend, he wanted to know if he could pick up some...
um... er... Puppies! Yeah, that's it... Puppies.
Because of the memorial service, we were both pretty down. I knew I was going to drink till I passed out later, and I...
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After we visited with his girlfriend, he wanted to know if he could pick up some...
um... er... Puppies! Yeah, that's it... Puppies.
Because of the memorial service, we were both pretty down. I knew I was going to drink till I passed out later, and I...
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There's a point where lives become so intertwined that names and words and labels lose their potency. After that point, when it's the end time(Tempus Edax Rerum, after all), there's only one word left to say. Goodbye.
Goodbye John.
Goodbye John.
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melissa2:
That's a hot profile pic....but your entry makes me sad....
bionicfemme:
??? What's going on, prettyboy? Is all well?
Thank you so much for your journal. Mwahmwahmwahmwaaaah. It really helped me out a lot.
And your profile pic is hilarious. But only now do I realize how scary and satanic looking Betty White's head is...*shudder*
Thank you so much for your journal. Mwahmwahmwahmwaaaah. It really helped me out a lot.
And your profile pic is hilarious. But only now do I realize how scary and satanic looking Betty White's head is...*shudder*
There's a party in my head, and you all are invited.
Okay. There's a party in my pants too, but that's for a select few.
Okay. There's a party in my pants too, but that's for a select few.
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penelope:
Well one bad thing about wireless is that I forgot I was doing my legs and let the wax get cold...to wrapped up in porn sites... oops!
oops!
babybeezer:
sorry you missed out on last night too. maybe next time!
I was cleaning and found this free form prose. I wrote it in '98. I still like it.
A silent night's slumber shattered by sleeplessness,
Insomnia and I stared out into dark-cool space, thinking,
Motion caught my eye, curiosity threw it to home plate,
Straining to see what had moved I saw it coming toward me,
A black dragon floated near the ceiling,
A little...
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A silent night's slumber shattered by sleeplessness,
Insomnia and I stared out into dark-cool space, thinking,
Motion caught my eye, curiosity threw it to home plate,
Straining to see what had moved I saw it coming toward me,
A black dragon floated near the ceiling,
A little...
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melissa2:
That is extremely long.........
Anyways........FEEL THE LOVE..........
Anyways........FEEL THE LOVE..........