Arrrr! Yokatta Yo, me mateys!
In honour of me ever-lovin' girlfriend and, perhaps a wee bit strangely, the fact that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, I've decided to change all me favourite Suicide Gals to bein' of Asian extraction and nothin' but.
Arr, but I can hear ye saying, "what do the two things have in common, captain?" An' I ken that it seem strange fair, but ye can be trustin' a salty old sea dog like me to have some kind o' reasonin', even if the reasonin' be all faulty-like and poor.
Ye see now, since there have been ships on the sea, there's been pirates like me to cut up the worthy and be free with the booty... in all its shapes and sizes, if you ken what I mean! Haaar! At any rate, some o' the best and the brightest among us be Chinese and not European. There were a mighty pirate years back and a leader of men whose fearsome junks rules the oceans blue and the harbours red in yon far China. And until he were killed by his mistress fair and his treacherous son, he did indeed own the waves! Let that be a lesson to ye that a woman and a child should never be allowed too close. Let your sex be just sex and your children be either unknown or keel-hauled.
Arrr! Bring me another cabin boy; this one's torn!
In honour of me ever-lovin' girlfriend and, perhaps a wee bit strangely, the fact that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, I've decided to change all me favourite Suicide Gals to bein' of Asian extraction and nothin' but.
Arr, but I can hear ye saying, "what do the two things have in common, captain?" An' I ken that it seem strange fair, but ye can be trustin' a salty old sea dog like me to have some kind o' reasonin', even if the reasonin' be all faulty-like and poor.
Ye see now, since there have been ships on the sea, there's been pirates like me to cut up the worthy and be free with the booty... in all its shapes and sizes, if you ken what I mean! Haaar! At any rate, some o' the best and the brightest among us be Chinese and not European. There were a mighty pirate years back and a leader of men whose fearsome junks rules the oceans blue and the harbours red in yon far China. And until he were killed by his mistress fair and his treacherous son, he did indeed own the waves! Let that be a lesson to ye that a woman and a child should never be allowed too close. Let your sex be just sex and your children be either unknown or keel-hauled.
Arrr! Bring me another cabin boy; this one's torn!
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I was in fact a mausoleumouth yesterday, due to being excessively hung over. Didn't hear any more snakes tho.
Well since everyone knows it's pronounced "YOOLIANA" I thought I was the obvious choice for the letter U.
And I'm not Asian, I'm Ecuadorian! Get it right!
[Edited on Sep 22, 2005 3:25PM]