So. I've mentioned Alistair, our friendly neighborhood mouse, in some people's blogs. While we tolerate his presence, he is a member of Jaysh al-Rati, a terrorist organization that we are targeting as part of the Global War Against Rodents (or GWAR, for short). Since he isn't a militant member, we don't do anything to Alistair. In fact, sightings of him are usually light-hearted moments throughout the night. Last night, we caught him on film.
While we love Alistair, we do not love his dad. Alistair's father, the originally named Abu Alistair, is a full-blown militant member of Jaysh al-Rati (a play on Jaysh al-Mahdi, a Shi'a militia we have some problems with). Abu Alistair has been known to steal all kinds of shit from the office to make bedding out of. Well, we caught HIM on camera last night as well.
The Abu Alistair sighting prompted our boss to run for the pellet gun in an attempt to take the battle to Jaysh al-Rati. Like most things our fearless leader attempts, this failed miserably.
Jaysh al-Rati issued this press release:
Fear giving me a D80 and photoshop.
While we love Alistair, we do not love his dad. Alistair's father, the originally named Abu Alistair, is a full-blown militant member of Jaysh al-Rati (a play on Jaysh al-Mahdi, a Shi'a militia we have some problems with). Abu Alistair has been known to steal all kinds of shit from the office to make bedding out of. Well, we caught HIM on camera last night as well.
The Abu Alistair sighting prompted our boss to run for the pellet gun in an attempt to take the battle to Jaysh al-Rati. Like most things our fearless leader attempts, this failed miserably.
Jaysh al-Rati issued this press release:
Fear giving me a D80 and photoshop.
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northron:
I see the boredom is catching up with you, my friend. I haven't mailed you a care package, but the stuff is sitting on my table. I slack, therefore I am.
sid:
ah. the guy who does that comic did a weird guest strip for questionable content the other day. maybe i should check it out.