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10 reasons i wish i still sucked on fags

1 cause u get to say fag instead of ciggarette which to someone with the sense of humour of a 5 year old like me it never gets old

2 cause it gives me something to do at work

3 cause I look tottaly cool

4 to see the look of dissapointment on pps faces when...
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tireoghain:
WANTS LSD.
And DMT.
Bunch o' fucking squares up here :S
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famous last words

Today yet again it is cold and rainy, weather that I usually adore but being stuck in a shity job the dark clouds only serve as an enhancer of the gloom.

And its the worst time of day the dreaded lunch time !!
I have never seen a group of people with poorer table maners then my co workers. Its gotten to...
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animal781829:
note to self never read your blogs while eating lunch, at least I managed to keep my food down. smile
cusper:
yep im with broken pixel.

that last bit is fucking funny as hell!

ps i also cant stand when people dont close theyre mouth when they eat it drives me fuking mental and i generally end up leaving the room!

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plumpp:
i used a crayon for the doodle *points proudly and giggles at doodle i couldnt resist maggies blankie being so unfortuntly placed
forgetfuljones:
wow sounds incredible working there. Does your boss use the "hungry as sharks" metaphor to explain why he doesnt pay you more?
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THINGS THAT MAKE ME......

things that make me...wanna slit my wrists for liking but cant cause im too busy boppingblush


things that make me... get that funny feeling down there and feel like a teen again


things that make me... wanna be a better artist or die trying


things that make me.... think im cool


things that make me.....wanna take my clothes of in time...
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tireoghain:
what a handsome pussy.
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Today in an effort to amuse myself and my fellow co workers I resorted to a very childish form of humourm
In my haste for a quick cheap laugh I drew a penis on a box but failed dismally when my pen hit a fold in the box leaving my penis rather deformed.

Any way a game of mr squwigglle unfolded these are the results...
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plumpp:
Lol it amuses me greatly but not so much my older co workers I have made a game of hidding a post it note with a penis on it in photocopies of work binders but once was suprised my self when I found an izone polaroid of a still un identified penis while cleaning out an ex coworkers draw
http://twitpic.com/1oj7va
cusper:
ehe.. that shit is funny..

I used to work for Australia POst, so wed sometimes doodle doodles pn peoples mail.. oh yeah, good times giggling like school girls.. we also used to doodle the doodle int he newspaer.. like where a politician or some one is giving up speech, hands up etc.. you get the picture.. always a laugh from the big bosses...
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plumpp:
* waves back
cusper:
3rd on the hello 'winks'
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plumpp:
ill lend you my rubber ducky i would never say it to his face but hes a bit of a whore.
and hello right back
aadamn:
Hi!
hahaha, not sure how much the blackberry counts as deprivation tongue