10 reasons i wish i still sucked on fags
1 cause u get to say fag instead of ciggarette which to someone with the sense of humour of a 5 year old like me it never gets old
2 cause it gives me something to do at work
3 cause I look tottaly cool
4 to see the look of dissapointment on pps faces when they ask to bum a smoke and they see I smoke menthols lol
5 cause when I'm all emo at the world I can puff away with the satisfaction that I'm slowly killing myself in a really indirect way and in about 40 years they'll be sorry when I'm gone!!
6 cause its awesome!!!
7 cause it gives me something to do with my hands when I'm arkward which is ALL the time
8 cause I see every other FUCKING PERSON DOING IT!!!
9 cause it gives the iLlusion of warmth when ur waiting for your friend cold as FUCK waiting at central for your friend that just exted u saying they'd be another half an hour!!!!!
10 cause it gives u a reason to leave the train station when someone that's high on acid and trying to sell you dmt instead of having to stand there and make small talk and fist bump them.... Repeatedly
1 cause u get to say fag instead of ciggarette which to someone with the sense of humour of a 5 year old like me it never gets old
2 cause it gives me something to do at work
3 cause I look tottaly cool
4 to see the look of dissapointment on pps faces when they ask to bum a smoke and they see I smoke menthols lol
5 cause when I'm all emo at the world I can puff away with the satisfaction that I'm slowly killing myself in a really indirect way and in about 40 years they'll be sorry when I'm gone!!
6 cause its awesome!!!
7 cause it gives me something to do with my hands when I'm arkward which is ALL the time
8 cause I see every other FUCKING PERSON DOING IT!!!
9 cause it gives the iLlusion of warmth when ur waiting for your friend cold as FUCK waiting at central for your friend that just exted u saying they'd be another half an hour!!!!!
10 cause it gives u a reason to leave the train station when someone that's high on acid and trying to sell you dmt instead of having to stand there and make small talk and fist bump them.... Repeatedly
And DMT.
Bunch o' fucking squares up here :S