famous last words
Today yet again it is cold and rainy, weather that I usually adore but being stuck in a shity job the dark clouds only serve as an enhancer of the gloom.
And its the worst time of day the dreaded lunch time !!
I have never seen a group of people with poorer table maners then my co workers. Its gotten to the point wear I physically feel sick listening to the sounds Of their smacking lips, none of them shut theyre mouths, food often flys out in between mouthfulls and long winded curse filled rants about the latest things giving us cancer on today tonight congratulating them selves for not using mineral make up as it can cause cancer due to the carsengenic properties while puFfing away at more than one packet of cigarettes a day
Yeah cause its not like smoking doesn't cause cancer!
The room is always filled with a thick cloud of ciggerette smoke and smug self satisfaction
But the worst of them all is janet my manager a 50 year old lady that lloks like she's been pulling tricks for crack since she could lie on her back
She is what anti smoking companies should use to scare the kiDdies away from the horrors of drugs and drinking
She never shaves any where on her body and has missed out on the anouncment that bras were invented she wears her pants pulled up under her saggy tits and has a moose knucke that consumed her camel toe long years ago
Her eyebrows that reach to the sky are only out matched by Her moustache which would put many men to shame
It sits on her top lip colecting food like an alter to past meals
She cackles and grunts while she eats as she has trouble getting enough oxygen with her tar filled lungs then she gets the sweats as she plays with her food pulling bits out and dramaticly adding more salt while telling us how guys still call her wanting sex
We laugh nevrously not knowing what to say
"No really" she insists "I'm still tight you can ask anyone"....
Today yet again it is cold and rainy, weather that I usually adore but being stuck in a shity job the dark clouds only serve as an enhancer of the gloom.
And its the worst time of day the dreaded lunch time !!
I have never seen a group of people with poorer table maners then my co workers. Its gotten to the point wear I physically feel sick listening to the sounds Of their smacking lips, none of them shut theyre mouths, food often flys out in between mouthfulls and long winded curse filled rants about the latest things giving us cancer on today tonight congratulating them selves for not using mineral make up as it can cause cancer due to the carsengenic properties while puFfing away at more than one packet of cigarettes a day
Yeah cause its not like smoking doesn't cause cancer!
The room is always filled with a thick cloud of ciggerette smoke and smug self satisfaction
But the worst of them all is janet my manager a 50 year old lady that lloks like she's been pulling tricks for crack since she could lie on her back
She is what anti smoking companies should use to scare the kiDdies away from the horrors of drugs and drinking
She never shaves any where on her body and has missed out on the anouncment that bras were invented she wears her pants pulled up under her saggy tits and has a moose knucke that consumed her camel toe long years ago
Her eyebrows that reach to the sky are only out matched by Her moustache which would put many men to shame
It sits on her top lip colecting food like an alter to past meals
She cackles and grunts while she eats as she has trouble getting enough oxygen with her tar filled lungs then she gets the sweats as she plays with her food pulling bits out and dramaticly adding more salt while telling us how guys still call her wanting sex
We laugh nevrously not knowing what to say
"No really" she insists "I'm still tight you can ask anyone"....
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that last bit is fucking funny as hell!
ps i also cant stand when people dont close theyre mouth when they eat it drives me fuking mental and i generally end up leaving the room!