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Its 4:40 and Im awake due to a scary nightmare. I woke up actually scared to open my eyes for fear it wasn't a dream at all! Im lame, but will you all tell me a joke? smile
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grimmygrimm:
Here is a good one for ya, sleep better ok? smile


A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
kiss
bettyann:
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad

It was an invisibility cloak-how rad!

Oy Prick, Harry and The Potters rock hard!
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Im going to have a Homer moment.....

Potato Pancakes.... ummmmghhhhhhghhhmmmmm.... :drool:
Homemade by Dad... Yummy Yummy!!!
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comboy20:
i'm so board i hate not having anything to do. send some potatos my way. i really need something to do. help me please.
baddog_ar:
you're funny smile ARRR!!!
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So I was up at 9 am to do the coastal clean up with my friend this morning! Not the best of mornings, but her mum bought us lunch which made up for the STINKY hands and dirty clothes. I feel as if I have made a difference... Nah, I think you have to say that!!! HAHA

Last night me and my friend decided that...
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lior:
smile
Email me when you need help ok
venenumliscens:
Since it was a make your own shirt party, we all just went to the local walmart bought a plain T-shirt, fabric markers, Iron ons, etc and just all did our best to come up with dumb shit
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Im feel so ill right now, I have a headache that WILL NOT go away... but no matter how bad I am, Im going SHOPPING!!! C'mon Im a girl and no matter how sick or bad the situation I will prevail!
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gravedisorder:
The headache gone yet?

Penguin waffles are awesome.
lior:
My house is haunted. And theres a crack house down the road - which is kinda odd because I live in a kinda posh area surreal
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So I have some birthday money left over and Im going to a concert... I need new clothes... I think this means Im going to Berkeley sometime this week. Any recommendations as to where I should go? Open to suggestions!!!
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dirty__1:
Why can't HUMP day have a better meaning??? Yeah it's halfway through the work week but...that's not how i want it to be dammit...HUMP DAY I mean come on now!! Oh well... tongue
self1sh:
www.karmaloop.com

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Hey everyone, its 4:23 am and I CANT sleep. Im so tired and my mind wont stop thinking... I hate night time!

Anywho, EVERYONE needs to go check out bairdduvessa 's art folder, he es muy talented and I think we should show him a bit o' love!
So yea... what else...

WHO SPILT... MY BEER... WHO SPILT MY BEER,
Im asking you to tell...
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naulite:
It sucks not being able to sleep, doesn't it?

I hope this night went better for you.

Huggerrss

N.
naulite:
Yes Ma'am!

kiss

N.
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Guess where Im going on the 6th... put your hands down Elizabeth and Manny.... Im heading off to Reno to see a concert. This is definitly not my closest concert but its going to be FUN!!!! My Chemical Romance, Alkaline Trio and Reggie and the Full Effect. It's gonna be soooo much fun, I seriously can't wait!!! I have already seen Reggie and they were...
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xlustx:
Hmm, I dunno. I was thinking about a Nikon.. But that wouldn't happen for a LONG ass time. Maybe I can convince el madre to get me one for the 21st bday... Hmm. There's an idea. Right now I'm just running a shitty Samsung camera... It was like... 60 bucks, and is only 2Mpx, so it's pretty bad. I'm lucky if I can get a picture that turns out clear enough to actually use most times.

Thanks for the love! Here's some back. kiss kiss kiss kiss love kiss love kiss blush blush blush ARRR!!!
bairdduvessa:
i love the new icon! and i put some stuff up
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You guys are all sooooo SWEET! Im great today, I had a total blast with my sister,niece and friend. Totally recomend a day like mine.
Ohh, ok everyone, I have dyed my hair back to black and put my blue contacts in and I took some pic's for all to see... hope you like them!
Lots of Love,
ME!!!! Catherine, in case you wern't sure!
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naulite:


Something for you, since you keep giving me smilies.

N.
harlot:
Great new pics. Thanks for the compliment! ;]]
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Firstly I would like to thank all of you who wished me a happy birthday, it was so nice to know just how many people care! Thank you again,

So, it was definitly not a good birthday, but a memorable one. I spent the majority of it crying or just unhappy.

The good side of my birthday was...
*I got my teeth polished
* My...
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knawmean:
Sorry to learn it was so bad. Happy belated birphday. I hope today was better for you.
magni:
ditto!
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OK, I know its been forever since I updated... for me it has!!! Anywho, Im now back at home, and I am sooo happy to know that my turtles aren't dead, my fish are alive and my Toads still have water in their tank!

Our next door neighbors are moving out and I hope sooner then later! They have been nothing but HORRIBLE since they...
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naulite:
so... did ya go out, have fun, get drunk, dance till ya dropped, flirt with the cute guys, and in general have a birthday bash?

N.
baddog_ar:
Hope you had a good birthday, Plaid! smile ARRR!!!