philloak

since when were people supposed to start planning their summers in january? i think that's mildly ridiculous, but of course i tend to just fly by the seat of my pants anyway. which is probably why i won't have much cool stuff to do over the summer because god forbid anyone would work out what they're doing a two or three months ahead of time rather than 6 months, fuck.

i'm getting mighty sick of the annual "what to do for summer" ritual. mostly because to actually get the most out of it i'd have to do it in january. i also like to have relaxing, fun summers too, which works against me networking or some crap like that. i'm glad i'm not into investment banking and don't have to jetset around to beg goldman-sachs for a bone. not much to do on an art major, and it's my last college summer to do anything, i guess. we have an internship department at my school, but it's pretty heavily weighted towards kids trying to get fuckhead corporate jobs, which definately isn't me. snite was pretty decent last summer, but i'd really like to stay in hamilton. really really.

in other news, i stayed up dancing until 7:30 in the morning, and when i left the music was STILL GOING. slimelight means business. also, i didn't know i had it in me, frankly.

also, i thought of a great new term for someone's crotch appartus: "breakfast". it makes absolutely no sense as a euphemism, but it sounds hilarious and it's infectious as hell, which is all that really matters. just imagine: "oh man, we were playing soccer and i totally got nailed in the breakfast" or "i banged this chick and now i've got sores on my breakfast". it this is not the perfectest word, i don't know what is.