phantombastard

I just woke up from a dream where I met Ian McKellen at a garage sale and we stole sweaters together. I don't want to know what that says about me; I just want to be back in that dream.

I'm sure this has been said many times recently, but goddamn it's hot.

Fucking Aetna...

I got robbed by a homeless man today

It's fucking cold and I like it.

Sometimes, I get really nervous about sleeping on the bottom bunk.