questions:
1. what should i do for halloween?
a. house parties
b. club
c. bar
d. visit Edgar Allen Poe's grave, an hour's drive away in Baltimore
e. lie drunk in the 200 yr old cemetary next to my apartment
2. what are YOU doing for halloween?
3. what causes, from a scientific standpoint, autumn? namely, why do the leaves turn color and eventually fall off?
4. what should i be for halloween?
5. what is the traditional reason behind halloween? where did it start? what was the premise behind costumes?
ok, do your homework. anyone lacking proper answers will be summarily chided and spanked and told to go to my room.
-pb
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pb is not doing well.
he needs a woman,
sex,
validation,
back rubs,
shared baths,
a beautiful thing to protect,
a soft yielding strength to keep warm,
a trusted gaze in his corner,
long hair to idly brush with his fingers,
scents not manly or bachelor to come home to,
a voice of reason while leaning on the bar at last call.
he is too paralyzed by fear of rejection and lack of faith in his interestingness to approach beauty.
he drinks too much and contemplates morbid things.
he sometimes thinks hes past his prime.
he has no concept of where he stands in the hierarchy of men so he doesnt really know how high or low to try for.
he needs a change of scenery, a jump start, something to care for, like a kitten.
he makes too much money to already be broke on the 22nd of the month.
he loves October so much he can do nothing but lament the days of it as they pass and blow away like so many orange and brown once-alive things.
he can barely stand the beauty of autumn any longer, as he has no one to share it with who will understand why he feels like weeping every time his feet shuffle through dead leaves.
he can hardly bear to gaze on feminine wiles and smiles any longer because it causes more pain than excitement, because they echo in the black vacuum from which he stares out.
he shuffles papers and makes monumental decisions about things of little import to the world at large from within his shared cube, paling and slowly withering under florescent bureaucratic nonsense.
he dreams of power, love, goals fulfilled and paradise lost he never knew he possessed.
its so much easier to be catharctic when you don't see yourself as you.
1. what should i do for halloween?
a. house parties
b. club
c. bar
d. visit Edgar Allen Poe's grave, an hour's drive away in Baltimore
e. lie drunk in the 200 yr old cemetary next to my apartment
2. what are YOU doing for halloween?
3. what causes, from a scientific standpoint, autumn? namely, why do the leaves turn color and eventually fall off?
4. what should i be for halloween?
5. what is the traditional reason behind halloween? where did it start? what was the premise behind costumes?
ok, do your homework. anyone lacking proper answers will be summarily chided and spanked and told to go to my room.
-pb
------------------------
pb is not doing well.
he needs a woman,
sex,
validation,
back rubs,
shared baths,
a beautiful thing to protect,
a soft yielding strength to keep warm,
a trusted gaze in his corner,
long hair to idly brush with his fingers,
scents not manly or bachelor to come home to,
a voice of reason while leaning on the bar at last call.
he is too paralyzed by fear of rejection and lack of faith in his interestingness to approach beauty.
he drinks too much and contemplates morbid things.
he sometimes thinks hes past his prime.
he has no concept of where he stands in the hierarchy of men so he doesnt really know how high or low to try for.
he needs a change of scenery, a jump start, something to care for, like a kitten.
he makes too much money to already be broke on the 22nd of the month.
he loves October so much he can do nothing but lament the days of it as they pass and blow away like so many orange and brown once-alive things.
he can barely stand the beauty of autumn any longer, as he has no one to share it with who will understand why he feels like weeping every time his feet shuffle through dead leaves.
he can hardly bear to gaze on feminine wiles and smiles any longer because it causes more pain than excitement, because they echo in the black vacuum from which he stares out.
he shuffles papers and makes monumental decisions about things of little import to the world at large from within his shared cube, paling and slowly withering under florescent bureaucratic nonsense.
he dreams of power, love, goals fulfilled and paradise lost he never knew he possessed.
its so much easier to be catharctic when you don't see yourself as you.
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2. 2 parties, a private spiritual ceremony, possibly getting tattoo'd, and celebrating my father's 60th. how cool is it to have a halloween bday?
3. basically as stated above, and they metabolize the nutrients in their cells, which appears to us as a change in colour, in an effort to survive. clearly, they lose.
4. adored.
5.see above.
hope yr wellish.
2. - a
3. - pogojoe pretty much beat me to it. chlorophyll is the green pigment responsible for photosynthesis. Beta carotine reflects the orange/red wavelengths and allows plants to absorb more of the spectrum. In autum plants are obviously losing their chlorophyll. I'm not sure if the red color is from the retention of beta carotine. But yeah, pretty much what he said. I love it when you ask science questions.
4. - a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
5. - damn godless infidel pagans!!!